Cliche Things Part 1

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So basically every "Cliche Things" part I will write a one chappie HORRIBLY CLICHE FANFIC and then a Demigods React so enjoy :D

It's like Frank and Grover and Juniper and Coach Hedge and Mellie have been zapped into the place where people don't remember them. Don't worry my Chinese Canadian Baby Man. I'm with you.
Even if Coach Hedge is in the story, the only thing he says is "DIEEEE DIEE DIE DIE DIE!!!! DIEEE!!!" And at the wrong times. Like Nico is frolicking through a field of dandelions singing the Little Einsteins theme song with a tutu on and Coach Hedge pops out of nowhere and screams DIEEEE.
Which brings me to my next point. They make Nico seem WAY too happy, WAY too romantic, or WAY too depressed. Kids, he's a son of Hades but not a son of Aphrodite.
WHY U ALWAYS GIVE POSEIDON KIDS SEA RELATED NAMES?? Like Aqua. And the long names. Aqua Marine Sea Microwaved Potato Blue Thingsrelatedtothesea Furniture Dolphin. Or something like that.
Orbs. Need I say more? LIKE WHERE IS EYES????? Did it DISAPPEAR??

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Ok I'm going to keep these short so I can make many more :) thanks for reading
~ Aubree

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