warning : i wrote this book a long time ago, and it's extremely cringy, so read with caution !!
cli·ché
/klēˈSHā/
noun
1. a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.
i try to highlight all of these moments...
~ when will only exists for the purpose of being a healer
nico : "i got a papercu-"
will : "NO MY BBY YOU NEED TO COME INSIDE RIGHTT NOWW AND LIE DOWN AND KISS ME DOCTOR'S ORDERS STRICTLY !1!1!1"
other camper : literally bleeding from ten different areas and unconscious
will : put a band-aid on it you baby
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~ when author's notes are longer than the actual story or in tHE MIDDLE OF PARAGRAPHS
A/N hey guys! so i updated this fanfic and iT'S NOT CLICHE OK MCR ROX!1!11 anyways, i hope you guys and enjoy and please really love this chapter and follow me vote comment share this story with EVERYONE you know -- your brother, sister, mom, dog, grandma, grandpa, cousins, aunts, uncles, EVERYONE. alright so quick thing about my day -- i woke up in the morning and walked to school, and the strangest thing happened. a bird flew over my head, like wtf ??? it was like so weird idk so anyways enjoy this chapter thanks y'all see y'all later bye y'all !!!!! make sure to follow me, vote, comment, subscri- wait it's not youtube NEVER MIND vote comment and follow me ily all so much. oh yeah guys, i have a *quick* summary of my day down below, read it ily all !
--- 500 word summary of day---
and then the story is like :
I woke up in the morning, and Chiron (A/N love this guy lmao) told me I was a demigod !! OMG wow ! I went to CHB and was claimed by Zeus (A/N my favorite god haha)Then Rachel (A/N she's so badass i love her) gave me a prophecy which I graciously accepted (A/N see my OC is nice !).
end of chapter
like no, please i don't need to hear your thoughts every five seconds, i'm good thanks
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~ (maybe i've said this one before, but) if anyone even says a slight curse word, hazel is there to wash their mouth out with Dove White Beauty Bar soap
person : "oh shit-"
hazel : "N O" *shoves bar of soap in person's mouth*
person : "oh darn it!"
hazel : *shrieks and washes person's mouth with soap*
as you can see :
"As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn't understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife." - Rick Riordan, Son of Neptune
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~ magical plates. oh my god. literally the character will order the entire menu of flipping McDonalds plus all of Olive Garden, and then the entire food stock of Costco, and eat it all while all the boys drool over her
I shoved fries in my mouth, ketchup dripping down my chin, milk spurting out of my nose, and a huge beef patty stain on my shirt. All the boys sat around me, flirting with me and admiring my beauty.
or, they will eat that everyday and still remain less than a size 0 like ??? when i eat i don't gain that much weight but still wtf ??? can we all be this mary sue rn
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heyo !!! i updated, as promised. hope you guys enjoyed, and
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go read my story, dear milo. it's about a girl writing letters to her love in late 1800's france, i promise it's gr8
