Parents and Drachmas

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I just realized something. Remember in The Little Mermaid when Ariel is singing Part Of Your World? And she's all like
I have gadgets and gizmos a plenty, and whozits and whatzits galore, you want thingamabobs? I got 20! But who cares no big deal, I WANT MORE
Squeeze me? She has A WHOLE CAVERN FULL OF STUFF, and she's just like I WANT MOREEEEE *deep sigh* shellfish shellfish
Back to the chapter!

Ok I hate how all of the step parents of the OC are either like -
"OHH MY SWEET PRECIOUS BABY HAVE ALL THE FOOD YOU WANT YOU ARE SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU"
"WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME??" The horribly cliche OC cried.
Or they are like Smelly Gabe 2.0 -
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU GET NO FOOD GO AWAY LIVE ON THE STREETS FOR NO REASON AT ALL"
i cri

~It's like the campers have like an unlimited amount of drachmas

"Ok here's the rules. If you don't do a truth, you have to pay 20 drachmas to each person. If you don't do a dare - 50 to each person." Silena said.
"Yeah!" The 3484492 people shouted in unison.
~Le later~
"I can't do it!" Percy sighed.
"Pay up!" Silena smirked, popping the P.
Percy groaned and tossed 50 drachmas to everyone out of his pocket.

SO Percy just carries around 174,224,600 drachmas in his pocket?? Yes I used a calculator.

~ I love a good Truth or Dare PJO fanfic, but EVERY SINGLE ONE I'VE READ is in the Poseidon cabin. Like there are so many other cabins, and it always has to be in the Poseidon cabin 😑 I applaud that one fanfic I read (forgot what it was called) where Truth or Dare was in Cabin 9. And for some reason, Silena is always the leader of these Truth or Dare games. Hmmm last I checked Silena isn't suddenly reincarnated and made into a Truth or Dare robot.

Anyways, see y'all!
~ cally <3

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