HII I'm Sjskdkasnsjsks!!!
Annabeth : What kind of a name is that??
SOO I jumped out of bed and rushed to my closet. It's so tiny! It can only fit a large chandelier and has an elevator with 5 floors and you could fit the Hoover Dam in it!
Percy : *smirks* this dam girl
Grover : what is wrong with this dam lady?
Thalia : I need a dam break from these people
Piper : what??
Annabeth : I've been trying to figure it out for a long time now *sighs*
I chose out a crop tank top with skinny straps and denim shorts. OMG THEY ALMOST DIDNT FIT ON MY SIZE 0 WAIST!! NOOOOO
Annabeth : CAN I SLAP A
Hazel : COOKIE! CAN I SLAP A COOKIE *smiles awkwardly*
I went to go do my makeup I put on
*383838399292 pages of makeup stuff later*
Drew : *sighs*
Aphrodite cabin : *sighs*
I skipped down my elevator
Frank : Skipped down your elevator? Is that even possible
Leo : My little franky friend anything is possible
My dad came up to me and screamed "EVEN THOUGH YOU DID NOTHING I HATE YOU CUZ IM THAT CLICHE ABUSOIBE STEPFATHER LIKE SMELLY GABE"
Percy : *cries in a corner*
Annabeth : noo Percy *pats back and cuddles*
Me : PERCABETH WHAT IS LIFE FEELS GUSHING GUSHING FEELS FEELS GOOD NICE BEAUTIFUL RAINBOWS KITTIES UNICORNS *drools*
Jason : 0_0
Suddenly I was at a Greek museum and my Algebra teacher, Mrs. Doods, told me to come in a room with her. She turned into this weird bat thing and started to attack me.
Percy : BRO
Percy : BRO
Percy : BRO
Percy : MRS. DOODS
Percy : NO I'LL SUE THE LIVING TARTARUS OUT OF YOU
Suddenly, this hawwttttttttt dude appeared out of nowhere and started killin the bat thing with a sword. It died and he turned to me.
Percy : Oh yeahhh I'm hawwtttttttt 😏 watch out Leo
Leo : Yeah right bro
Percy : WANNA GO BRO
LEO : LETS GO BRO
Annabeth and Calyspo : *facepalm*
"OMG Sjskdkasnsjsks I love uuuuuuuu 😍" Percy said, getting down on one knee.
Percy : I AM DEEPLY OFFENDEED... Wanna know why
Frank : *sighs* why
Percy : MY HEART EYES EMOJI IS SAVED FOR "BANANABETH" CLEARLY. NO ONE ELSE GETS THE HONOR OF GETTING MY HEART EYES EMOJI
Jason : Seriously?
Piper : Wait Bananabeth?
Annabeth : Perseus Jackson. Is my contact name Bananabeth?
Percy : *gulps* um maybe
Leo : With a picture of a banana wearing glasses. I saw it *smirks*
Will : So Percy will be in the infirmary for at least two months. Wait so he just happened to trip over a rock?
We apparated to CHB
Harry : Woah bro
Ron : Exsqueeze me?
Hazel : Who are you?
Ginny : MISSION ABORT
George : RETREAT
Fred :
(made those feels come gushing 👌)
and I saw Leo there.
"OMG LEO BE MY BOYFRIEND FOREVAH AND EVAH AND EVAH AND EVAH!" I looked at him lovingly *cough cough stalkerish*.
Leo : Oh god
Leo : Take her, she's all yours! *shoves into Percy*
Percy : EWWWWWW GIRLS HAVE COOOOOTIESSSSSSSS
Annabeth : *facepalm x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Me and Leo got together, Percabeth never got out of Tartarus, Jason became Nico's older brother, Piper became Drew, and Hazel and Frank were nonexistent
Leo : NOO THE HORROR *cringes* *dies*
A/N Hey guys, hope you liked that, I'm kinda going in a random order here so ya
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cliche moments in pjo and hp fanfics
Randomwarning : i wrote this book a long time ago, and it's extremely cringy, so read with caution !! cli·ché /klēˈSHā/ noun 1. a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. i try to highlight all of these moments...
