Cliche Things

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- Why is everyone Percy's twin sister?
Aqua Jackson : Hai I'm Percy's twin sis!
Poseidon : ummmm what?
- When I see ship fanfictions, like Percabeth post BoO, I HAVE NEVAH EVAH EVAH EVAH EVAH EVAH seen a FRAZEL story, or a GRUNIPER story *tears streaming down cheeks*
- I think I already said this but Percy acting like a TINY 4 year old. Or like a sassy mama.
1st way - *super baby voice* A-Annie? I had a nightmare. Can you make meh blue cookies pwease? And put on Finding Nemo for meh? And give me my 5681 goldfish all named Mr. Fluffywuffykins?
2nd way - Hey broooooooozzzz Annie is like MEH ONE TRUE BAEEE SHES LIKE MEH OTB!! Haha I survived TARTARUS HA BEAT THAT HERA #persassy #2glam2giveadam #allaboutdatbass #ujustjellyofmeh
Like no. Sometimes Percy is stupid but he is loyal and serious so
- Annabeth cannot fight like at all in fanfics. She's like LETS FIGHT FOR PERCY or something and then they fight and the Mary Sue judo flips Annabeth and she starts crying and holding on to Percy like no gurlfriend that would NEVER happen in real life Annabeth would kick her ... Butt 😏
- Why do the moves ALWAYS have to be judoflips?? Like THATS MY GURL ANNABETH'S THANG ok
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Sorry it was short, hoped you lovelies enjoyed!
~ C a l l i s t a <3

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