Drama queen- Britta and Zeus

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"Why can't you? It's so boring here with no one to annoy" I whine

"Because I'm dead and I really don't want to anger Hades anymore" Zeus replies

"Then bring him with you" I tell him

"Britta, if I'm dead then I'm dead" he says

"We'll make yourself undead, you've defies the laws plenty of times before and I'm sure the others will be more than happy to join you and it can be like it use to be" I tell him

"Well maybe this time I don't want to change anything, just let my fate run its path and maybe I'm not meant to come back" he says

"If Percy Jackson died of old age then you can come back" I tell him, he is not going to win this

"Fine but I do it on my own rules and when the fates come to get me it will be on your hands and you better behave or I'll blast you into a billion pieces" he orders

"Drama queen"I mutter

"Oh and bring Poseidon, Hades and Artemis" I tell him

"Fine I'll see you soon after I work out how to stop being dead" he said with a glare

"If your dead than how are you talking to me?" I ask him generally puzzled and thunder rumbles in the sky and there might have a been some lightening

"I don't know" he snaps

"Whoa calm down there, how exactly can you do that thunder and lightening thing when your dead?" I ask him

"When I get up there you are going to wish that I was still dead" he tells me

Sure I am

"What are you doing? I thought we agreed that you can't terrorise ghosts that you don't like" someone, Poseidon or Hades I presume, shouts

"I'm not and it isn't any of our business! Anyway! And it was one time! And he had it coming!" Zeus shouts back in a whiny voice

"Sure if you don't count the other three hundred times"  Poseidon shouts back

"Will you just leave me alone for once!" He shouts "or I will pulverise you little brother" he adds, little? He's the youngest

"I'm older than you" was the reply

"Well I'm better! And mother Rhea always liked me best" Zeus retorted

"Not true" Poseidon shouts back

"More true than you saying that you don't have a favourite son" Zeus shouts

"I never said that! Well I did just to make the others feel better" Poseidon shouts

"I'm better in everything and at least I don't lie" Zeus shouts what's with all the shouting?

"We all wish that you would lie" Poseidon shouts back

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" Zeus shouts standing up anger edged on his face

"Such a drama queen" I say loudly enough for him to hear and cut the connection

"Do ray mi fa so la ti do" I sing to myself over and over

When our they going to get here? I knew I couldn't trust him, he makes such a big deal out of nothing

"Why did I even agree to this?" I hear Artemis ask

They're finally here

"Hey Zeusy, Arty, Hades and Poseidonny" I greet them chirpily

"Why is it only Hades that gets called by his real name?" Zeus asks grumpily as usual

"Because I like him" I say  and he smiles at me and that is a rare occurrence

Suddenly an snowy white owl flies in with a piece of paper in its claws, which it gives to me

Meet me in the plaza ten o'clock tomorrow. There is something I need to tell and show you

Butch xoxo

Is this Butch the rainbow pony dude? He was funny but I'm pretty sure he's dead

Oh well I guess I'm going to find out

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