Chimichangas

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Short cuz idk what to write.

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Avengers' Tower

"How'd the mission go?" Tony asks as all of us walk into the parking area, per say, for the quinjet. 

"It went swell, sweetheart." Wade skips by him.

"It didn't go swell!" Tiffany shouts. "They took Peter!"

"Wooo. Somebody's cranky." He whispers.

"Shut up, Wilson!" She shouts again, knocking his shoulder with her's as she stomps past him.

"Wilson?" Tony raises an eyebrow. "Are you black under that mask or something?" He turns to Wade.

"Again! Extremely offensive!" Sam groans and stomps out of the room too. "Just because someone is black doesn't mean they can't have white relatives... come on! It's the 21st century for fuck's sake." I hear him mumble on the way out.

"Come on!" Wade runs after him with Steve, Bucky, and Al trailing behind. "We can be homies! Hug me brotha!"

"Oh my God."

"You mean 'Oh my God'!" Wade corrects doing a Chandelier Bing impression.

"Anywayyyys..." I say getting the focus back on the mission. "The mission went... bad. Peter got taken, we brought home a Deadpool and we didn't find Vlad."

"Vlad?" Tony raises an eyebrow. "Vlad as in Vladimir?"

"No." Wanda crosses her arms while walking up behind me with her brother. "Vlad is short for Vladlena."

"Who's Vladlena?" He questions.

"The eldest Maximoff sibling." Pietro answers.

"Wait-You guys have an older sibling?"

"Yep." They say at the same time.

"Why didn't you guys tell the team about her?" He asks.

"Can we talk about this in the kitchen?" Pietro asks. "I am starving." He sets a hand on his stomach for emphasis, Wanda and I nod in agreement.

"Yeah." Tony nods too. "Pep just restocked the fridge while you guys were gone."

"Do we have chocolate milk?" I ask.

"We have chocolate milk." He nods and I speed out of the room into the kitchen.

"What's up with her and chocolate milk, I swear to god." Wanda mumbles and walks after me.

Kitchen

"How did you get everything out so fast?" Tony questions as he walks into the room with Pietro and Wanda trailing behind him.

"Hmmm." I hum tapping my finger on my chin while setting down my glass of chocolate milk on the table. "I don't know... Maybe my quick wits, sarcastic remarks, amazing personality?"

"You're more self absorbed than that Deadpool guy." Wanda scoffs as she makes her way over to the fridge.

"I'm a Stark." I lean back in my chair while popping a blueberry into my mouth. "It runs in my blood."

"No, chemicals run in your blood that make you run fast." Tony counters.

"Wow." I shake my head as Pietro sits at the table next to me. "My own father."

"Don't worry, dragoste." Piet scoots his chair next to mine. "Chemicals run in our blood too." He reaches for a blueberry but I smack his hand away.

"What's up with Tiffany?" Clint walks in.

"Hydra took Petie." I announce.

"What?"

"Hydra took Petie." I repeat.

"Why aren't you comforting her?" He asks.

"Because she likes time to think through her feelings so she doesn't snap at anyone." I explain. "Then she'll be using the tracking system to look for him by tomorrow afternoon."

"Has this happened before?"

"Sadly." I mumble remembering the time. "You can try to go comfort her if you would like, but everytime I use to comfort her she pushed me away."

"Then I'm going to try." Clint says then walks to the closed elevator doors.

"Do you guys have chimichangas?" The elevator doors open revealing a hyper Deadpool and an annoyed Falcon.

"For the hundredth time, I don't know!" Sam groans walking over to us while dragging his feet.

"Why don't you know?" He asks. "Don't you live here?"

"Yes, I live here but doesn't mean I know all of the foods we have stocked up."

"We do have chimichangas." Tony pipes up.

"Thank Thor!" Wade skips over to the freezer and makes himself at home.

"Thor?" I raise an eyebrow.

"He's a god right?" He counters.

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