My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction ))

Six: The Blabber Mouth's Return

(( Okay, there is some Davekat in this chapter FINALLY. I really do apologize for not putting this in yet, I kept scolding myself because this is supposed to be a DAVEKAT not a GAMKAR fanfiction. I know this won't totally make up for it, but I swear Dave and Karkat will be with each other somehow in most if not all of the chapters from now on.  Alright, enough of the A/N, on to the story~! )) 

••~ Hours Later ~••

By the time midnight rolled around, Gamzee and I had finally returned back to my house, having to climb in through my window after a quick peek inside, seeing my father still in the living room. The older male flopped down on my bed, and I pulled my phone out, pulling up my Trollian to talk to a few online friends.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] started trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

CG: HEY, FUCKASS, YOU UP?

I tap in quickly, looking down at the screen before setting it aside, sitting against the walls. I really shouldn't have been surprised when I heard soft snoring coming from the juggalo on my bed, rolling my eyes. Sollux Captor, TA, was an old friend that had moved to New York with his family three years ago. We were best friends, before Gamzee came along, we would do virtually everything together before the move, he really was the only escape from my blabber mouth brother. I looked down when a noise came from my phone, signaling that someone had messaged me, grabbing the device.

TA: je2u2 KK ye2
TA: why?
CG: ABOUT FUCKING TIME
TA: 2orry
TA: but 2eriou2ly, what2 up?
TA: diid your laptop explode again?
CG: OKAY, THAT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME AND YOUR ASS' FAULT
CG: BESIDES, MY SHITHEAD FATHER BROKE IT A MONTH AGO
TA: ah, okay, gue22 you need a new one?
TA: and ii know, my a22 ii2 pretty great
TA: great enough two hack the 2hiit out of your defen2ele22 computer
TA: you know, you 2hould 2tart taking note2 on thii2 2tuff
TA: you miight learn how two actually code
CG: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAPTOR GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
CG: YOUR YELLOW TEXT IS GOING TO GIVE ME ANOTHER SHITTY MIGRAINE IF YOU CONTINUE ON LIKE THAT
TA: oh..
TA: there wa2 no poiint, but glad two know youre 2tiill your iirriitable 2elf
CG: WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T I BE? I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHITHEADS LIKE YOU
TA: wow KK, 2uch a 2mooth talker
TA: 2woon
CG: WOW

I looked away from my phone for a second, looking up at my ceiling, sighing, looking back at my phone after the seventh ring it gave off.

TA: you know, it2 two bad your gay, all the ladiie2 would bee around you twenty-four seven
TA: eheheh, get it
TA: bee
TA: no?
TA: come on KK, don't iignore me
TA: iim 2orry KK
TA: you 2tiill aliive?
TA: hellooo
TA: je2u2 chrii2t KK, diid you fall a2leep?
CG: GOD DAMN CAPTOR, CAN I WALK AWAY FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS BEFORE YOU BECOME A DEPRIVED SON OF A BITCH?
TA: welcome back
CG: ANYWAYS, I NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE
CG: I WOULD TALK TO MAKARA BUT HE JUST COLLAPSED ON MY BED SO THATS OUT OF THE GODDAMN QUESTION
TA: okay..? what ii2 iit?
CG: OKAY SO THERE ARE TWO BLONDE FUCKERS THAT JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR AND KANKRI IS COMING OVER FRIDAY FOR HELL ONLY KNOWS HOW LONG AND MY FATHER IS BEING DOUCHIER THAN NORMAL SO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO
CG: ANY IDEAS?
TA: wow.. that2 a lot two take iin
TA: ju2t try two keep your cool iif you can ii mean the wor2t that can happen ii2 they burn the house down wiith all your beloved romcom2 iin2iide
CG: PLEASE, I CAN DEAL WITHOUT THAT HORROR
TA: whatever ii got two go, MT ii2 comiing back tomorrow and ii really want the hou2e two be miituna proof before he arriive2
CG: GOOD LUCK, HE CAN HURT HIMSELF ON VIRTUALLY ANYTHING
TA: true
TA: niight KK
CG: BYE FUCKASS