Supernatural Preferences and Imagines {COMPLETED}

Breaking A Nail Around Him

Dean: Dean can be an asshole sometimes, don't we all know that? He doesn't know the struggles of all you women, so last time you broke a nail, you were on a hunt. Damn vampire had you tied up, and accidentally grabbed your hands too roughly, or on purpose, and snapped one of your nails. You flipped out, killed him, and went on your merry way, with your nail broken. Dean was outside, killing another vamp when you told him.

''Ha! It's just a friggin' nail, (y/n), why is it a big deal?'' Dean laughed, finding amusement in your broken nail. ''You asshole! Breaking a nail is not something to laugh at, you try growing your hair into something cool, then just have it snap off, how would you feel?'' 

Sam: Your little (big) Sammy is a softy, so when you broke a nail around him, he wouldn't give you shit about it. He was just caring, I guess. Not really much to tell.

Castiel: Cas doesn't understand what's wrong when you break a nail, he's always just like, 'I don't understand, why are you hurt?' You think it's adorable, but at the same time you're all like, 'Ahh shit!! My friggin nail is broken!!!'

Lucifer: He's a little shithead, just like Dean, he doesn't understand the struggles!!!

Garth: Happy, bubbly, Garth is always there for you, even when you're being a bitch, because your nail broke, and it hurts like Hell.

Benny: Benny's a manly man, so he feels man stuff, and does manly things, like tease you about breaking a nail. How come men are such dicks?

Well, I broke a nail near my brother today, and guess what he did? He just became a dick... Men don't know our struggles, but you gotta love 'em, unless you don't like men, but hey, no judgement there. But seriously, guys, breaking a nail fucking hurts like absolute hell, and especially when we've grown them out all nice and pretty, then they just fucking break. Please, do not give us shit about it, it hurts.

Oh, and shoutout to all the ladies who do not have long nails, whether it be from athletics or you just don't have them, you are lucky you don't deal with this. I personally have long nails so I can itch myself, and unscrew screws, because why not?