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Night

You know, at night when I can't fall asleep, you know what I do? I make up story lines in my head. I came up with almost all my books that way. I don't have insomnia. I can sleep well, long, and soundly. I can dream consistently. But I can stay awake if I want. Sometimes I just can't fall asleep. It's either cos my temperature will not regulate, my blanket gets stuck under my body, my dog wakes me up, or my sleep talking siblings do. Most of the time it's cos finish an idea, though. This is my first time writing on the app so I apologize for any mistakes. Also it's like 2:30 in the AM so I may get some random stuff.

Anyway, back to my sleeping habits! Why am I telling you people this? You know, they need to make a thing where you can tell how old pen ink is. Like if you write something with pen they should make a thing where you can just scan it and it could tell you when it was written. That would help out with crimes or suicides. Speaking of, who is watching Broadchurch? I only tried it cos it has Tennant and Darvil in it, but it is awesome so far. It was a little boring at first but it picked up. ...I want to talk to Seb. He is not boring. Neither are my other friends, but Seb is just plain awesome. We shaved Jawns mustache for goodness sake! Oh. Irene. Hehe. Sorry, mind wandering.

Ugh. Stupid dog is laying on my arm. Do you know what my dogs name is? Stig! Like the Stig on the British Top Gear! Do you know how much I love that show? Hammond is adorable, May is just... Special, and I love Clarksons: "YEEEEESS". Hehe. Plus they have the "stars in reasonably priced cars" bit. David Tennant wants to know the function of a rubber duck. Seriously, though! What is it? I never had one when I was little! Then again, I didn't watch Sesame Street either. Who da hey is Bert and Ernie? Seriously! I have no idea!

Oh good grief I am rambling. I should sleep. I don't wanna, though. Sleep! No! You have school and work to do tomorrow, woman! Go. To. Sleep! Nevah!

I am only I. I do not have a MPD. Though it would be interesting to. I mean, if I could try it for a day? Or insomnia. You know, being insane would be fun. Especially if you got put in an institute. Free food, free living, isolation, no one to talk to buy the people you actually want to talk to. (ie. the voices in your head). Best thing ever for an introvert! Or maybe I'm just weird. Probably the latter. Okay, I have junk to do tomorrow and the battery is gonna die soon. I should go.

Wait! 24%! Whohoo! More crazy ramblings from the sleep-deprived anglophile girl! Yay!

I love sarcasm. It's my second language even though I want Latin to be my second language. Benedict Cumberbatch speaks Latin. I'd be so cool to meet him and have a conversation in Latin. That'd me bleeping amazing.

I like doing this. It's like a weird, warped diary! Plus you get to see what I'm like when I'm sleepy!

Whoa. That doesn't sound creepy at all. I'm weird.

CREEPAH! SSS BOOM!

I love Minecraft. Xbox version I'd best. PC version sucks. So does PE unless you got a iPad or something.

I'm really tired. I need to use the bathroom but I'm too warm and comfy.

22%!!

My sister just said, "pineapples beat scissors! I win, Spock!" That's what she gets for watching spongebob and Big Bang theory before bed.

I hope Seb doesn't read this. That'd be embarrassing. I made him blush today! It was funny.

21%!!

I finally met Jim. I punched Sherlock after showing him a Shinee Video. DAHNT JUDGE MAH!! I'm just too awesome for you people to handle.

Do you know how stupid Twilight is? I had a phase (don't ask cos I won't tell) where I read all 4 books in 3 1/2 days. I also watched the first and third movie. Edward looks gay. Jacob is on steroids. Bella is a whiny, needy, annoying bleep. What is the appeal?

20%!!

AND VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! NOR CAN THEY HAVE FREAKY WEREWOLF MATE BABIES WITH A HUMAN!!! (Who should have jumped off the cliff and drowned)

I'm tired. It's almost 3. I'll go to bed then. Then I have to get up at 8. Eh. I'll take a nap.

I need to update HTMA tomorrow. Well, later today I guess hehe.

Oh BLUXFHBUDDGUCBJHH BORED!!!! GJRDFJ! GRU HAS SPEAKERS IN THE TRUNK TO MAKE YOU BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE!!

SEB IF YOU'RE READING THIS HO AWAY!

Hehe it's go not ho. Hehe.

19%!!

I'm bored. Lets have dinner. Me? No, the prime minister. Yes, you! Moron. That wasn't nice. I don't care shut up.

If anyone is still reading dis, bless yo face. If you sneezed while reading this, bless you! Peace off!

Heh if you say peace off really fast it sounds like piss off hehe.

18%!!

Ima goofy goober yeah, we're all goofy goners yeah giddy goofy goofy goofy goners yeah! Bubbles!

10 invented a banana dequiri too early! Curse Madame de pony fur or whatever her name is!kidding,I like her s ctaulyy.

I cannot see anything, good thing I low the general layout of tithe keyboard hehe.

I need to sleep.

MAH PILLOWCASE ID GIVIN ME S HEADACHE AND LUMPY SPACCE PRINCESS CREEPS ME OUT AND I HATE LEMOMGRAB SND I TOTALLY SHIP FLAME PRINCESS WND FIN!!

And jake is cool.

17%!!

Wait no its 18!

Oh no it is 17!!

Siri blurbly.

What is a ooa? I saw it on here and I don't know what it is. TELL MAH SEB! OR NO MORE MUSTACHE MURDERS! KIDDING I WILL ALWAYS KILL HAROLD IM STILL SHOUTING IM TIRED.

I need heeeeelp!

No I don't

Yes, yes I do

But ordinary people are boring!bdont you listen to jim?

Nope.

Whai nawtt? He's coooool

No he aint.

16%!!

Shut up.

Ni!

Jim is cool cos he is jim. Plus he's Sebs boss.

Okay I leave now tanks bye.

Authors note from the next morning:

I should have slept. I wrote drunk and edited sober without doing the second step. Then I left random notes on Seb's board, and sen him a random message. I'm keeping this up cos I think it's funny, but I am never doing that again. EVER.