Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Messing around with Grandpa!!

Hello! welcome to TouRabu on Crack season 2

Kogi: seriously Author-sama... you're so late..

Takara: SHUT UP YOU!! all you ever do is complain... could you please stop? srsly...

Kogi: hah! like...

Jiji: actually, Kogi.. i think she's right.. you've been complaining since the first season...

Kogi: oi... you should be on my side! i hate you..

Jiji: Nobody Cares--! *happy tone* Nobody! and-- You need to shut up! :-D

Kogi: i really hate you... do you know that?

Jiji: *sings Kaeru Basho to irritate him*

Kogi: *pokerface*

Jiji: *hippo laugh*

Takara: srsly.. first Mitsutada.. then Otegine.. now YOU!?

Jiji: welp, ofcourse the master can be joined in the annoying laugh group! you and Yamabushi! haha-!

Takara: oi! your laugh is irritating too! *mocking* *mimicing an old man laugh* I am Mikazuki Munechika! ow, my back hurts! ow my legs hurt! *cough cough* i am so old! what's your name again? i forgot just now.. ahaha! i'm old.. FAAAAAACK!!

Jiji: you're mocing me, aren't you?

Takara: oh no no no! JIJI LOOK AN ALIEN!!!

Jiji: ahaha! yokikana yokikana!

Takara: *rofl*

Jiji: *irritated* Silly Fifiteen yearold..

Ishipapa: *walks in front of Jiji*

Jiji: ahaha! oh please pardon my stupid grand daughter! she's still 15 you see...

Ishipapa: but she doesn't look like you...

Jiji: well you see, she looks like her father and mother..

Ishipapa: since when did you have a child...?

Jiji: ahaha! no, she's adopted..

Takara: I AM NOT ADOPTED BY YOU, OLD GEEZER!!!

Jiji: *points at her like a really angry dude* I DON'T HAVE A STUPID 15 YEAR OLD AS A GRANDDAUGHTER, OKAY!?

Takara: WHO EVEN TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE MY GRANPA?! AND I'M NOT STUPID YOU!!

Jiji: OH YEA?! well.. whats 7 x 7??

Takara: 49...duh.. well, what's 1000-7???

Jiji: ahahaha! i forgot.. i don't solve math.. i'm just an old sword..

Takara: *hippo laugh* lel bro you ded..

Jiji: what?!

Takara: Naki will so cut you...

Jiji: WHAT?! WHERE IS NAKI!!?

Naki: *walks like so*

Jiji: OI YOU! YOU DARN KID GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!

Naki: *does the fox hand thing*

Takara: I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE PARDON MY GRANDPA! YOU SEE HE'S REALLY OLD AND HE SUDDENLY ACTS LIKE THIS LIKE HE'S BEEN FRIENDS WITH A RETARDED GHOST THAT NIKKARI AOE JUST KILLED..

Jiji: I'M NOT FRINEDS WITH RETARDED GHOSTS LIKE YOU!!!

Takara: hhaahahaah! lel what the heck is a 'frineds' ??? ahahaah!!!

Jiji: ugh...you darn kid get off my property now!!!!

Takara: ahahaahaha *backs away like running*

Kogi: it's okay Jiji..

Jiji: urgh....

*later that..

Takara: *whispers to Tsurumaru's ear*

Tsuru: *laughs* nice idea! *high fives*

Takara: *high fives*

Jiji: *walks like so*

Tsuru: *distracts Jiji by annoying him*

Takara: *laughs**gives a signal*

Tsuru: *nod* *puts blindfold to Jiji*

Jiji: what's going on?!

Tsuru: *goes back to Takara*

Takara: *hands him a bucket of super worms* *laughs*

Tsuru: *laughs* *pours it all on Jiji*

Takara: *removes Jiji's blindfold*

Both Tsuru and Takara: *ran away, not seen*

Jiji: AAAAAAAAGH!! TSURUMARU KUNINAGA!!! *filled with worms*

Both: *chuckles*

Tsuru: Nice plan, Takara-chan!!

Takara: HAha!! thanks bro!! we pranked him good!!

Tsuru: He'd be so surprised xD haha! lel what have we done?! xD

Takara: meh, i'll regret later, when the old man's done callin' me stupid.. he's such a tsundere..

Tsuru: haha! yea maybe i'll do the same xD lel

Both: *brofists each other* we're the best pranksters ever!!

Kuri: what are you two doing?

Both: *chuckle*

Tsuru: we are so evil !!!

Takara: i know right!

Kuri: why? what did you two do this time?

Tsuru: pffft xD she started it, not me!

Takara: hey! why put it on me! you did most of it!!

Tsuru: well, you thought of the idea on the super worms and all xD That was genius, bro!

Takara: thanks bro!!! xD

Kuri: srsly... i don't get you two... -_-;

Both: *chuckle*

_to be continue