Akashi: *complaining*
Aizen: ..... *blink blink*
Akashi: *rolling*
Aizen: i don't know you...
Akashi: *confused lazy screeming*
Aizen: no...
Akashi: where's Hotaru?
Aizen: you dumbass, he just went to the front lines 5 minutes ago!
Akashi: if i'm a dumbass, then you're a flatass..
Aizen: i don't give a shit. I'm not a dumbass...
Akashi: don't return to this citadel until you learned to be as cute as Hotaru...
Aizen: you gonna die.
Akashi: *lazily flips the bird*
Aizen: *slowly exits*
*later
Akashi: *groans* *turns on TV*
TV: *nba channel* Lebron james fell!! Oh!! What a game!!
Akashi: *switch channel*
Tv: *news channel* This is CNN news. Thank you.
Akashi: boooooooorrrinnnnnngg *switch channel*
Tv: *animal channel* *fish breathing*
Akashi: ......................
Tv: *fish is still breathing*
Akashi: ................
Tv: *fish farted* *fish opens mouth* *fish awkwardly does awkward stuff*
Akashi: weird... *switch channel*
Tv: Welcome to shop tv.
Akashi: .....
Tv: are you sick and tired of hard beds, that makes you sleep badly?
Akashi: .......!
Tv: do you have enough of those back aches you have everytime you sleep?
Akashi: well, not to mention, there's headaches too..
Tv: do you want to experience the most pampered sleep EVERYDAY?!
Akashi: well yes! Tho, Takara-sama has the queen bed... so unfair..
Tv: THE SUFFERING IS OVER!! INTRODUCING THE NEW SLEEPWORTH PORTABLE SLEEPING FUTON!!
Akashi: ..... it looks boring as ever!
Tv: SLEEPWORTH SLEEPING FUTON HAS SPECIAL MEMORY FOAM THAT KEEPS ANY SLEEPING POSITION YOU HAVE MAKING IT FEEL COMFORTABLE FOR YOU!! YES YOU!!
Akashi: interesting...
Tv: WE HAVE MANY WITNESSES! Yes. Sleepworth memory futon is very comfortable. I'm already 85 years old. And i'm tired of those back aches i get when waking up. And now that i used the sleepworth futon, everyday is a happy day! Ahahaha~
Akashi: wow! That's nice!
Tv: it get's even better!! WE HAVE SPECIAL OFFERS TO OFFER YOU FOR A BETTER SLEEP! CALL US NOW AND WE'LL GIVE YOU THIS AMAZING MEMORY PILLOW JUST FOR FREE IF YOU CALL US NOW!!
Akashi: oh wait! I know that pillow! It's the microfiber pillow!
Tv: And you'll have this futon not for 500 yen, not 300 yen but 130 yen only!
Akashi: *squealing*
Tv: CALL US NOW AT 817-7000! THIS IS HSN
Akashi: *squealing* *rushingly calls the network*
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