Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Trip to the mountains 8

After the holoobaloo, they all went mountain climbing.

Gokotai: Takara, what mountain are we gonna climb on?

Takara: tbh. I don't know.

Gokotai: HOW DOES SHE KNOW

Takara: ssshhhhh.... i hate that song

Gokotai: *crying*

Takara: o....my..

Ichigo: you ruined a child's dream!

Takara: welp. My childhood's already ruined so..... I get my fair share~ 🎵

Ichigo: *gasp*

Takara: surprise madafaka.

Urashima: lol. Cause what if there was a sword named like that

Sohaya: that sword will be me.

Mitsutada: that's an insult.

Sohaya: your welcome

Mitsutada: just cause you're new--

Sohaya: just cause you're pikachu--

Takara: dudes!! Don't fight!!

Kogi: ((she has a girl in her all along))

Takara: i don't have body protectors and boxing gloves with me. So don't.

Kogi: you'll never bring your family honor!

Takara: what was that.

Kogi: *whistling like a calm dude*

Takara: i heard you -_-

Kogi: DISHONOR!!

Takara: who is that girl i see~? Standing straight.... back at me... why is my reflection someone i.... don't know..

Jiji: somehow i cannot hide... who i am... tho i've tried..

Takara: pfffftt-- xD

Jiji: why did you laugh.

Takara: *lol* n-nothing!! Hahahha xD

Jiji: why

Takara: cause you can't hide the fact that you're an old geezer despite being so bishie xD

Jiji: yes. Why?

Takara: that song is made for you.

Jiji: i know that a long time ago.

Takara: *applauses him*

Jiji: *world is mine*

Takara: *whispers psychotically to his ear* *wide eyes* you'll never take my place..

Jiji: *terrified* meep.

Kashuu: NGAAAAAAHH ! *sweating af*

Takara: omg. Deez nutz are you ok?

Yasu: nah. Peanuts always keep themse'f moisturized..

Takara: oh...

Kashuu: NO YOU IDIOT!! TAKARA CAN WE GO HOME NOW!? MY FEET ARE PAINFUL!!

Takara: *looks at his feet* yea... looks painful to watch..

Kashuu: won't you please shake a poor sinner's hand?

Yasu: cause i got friends on the other side!!

Kashuu: idc!!

Takara: mm... you look so painful and pityful to watch Kashuu.