Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Worst Commercials 3

80's fitness commercial be like..

Otegine: hello! Welcome to our show! Healthy exercises for early weeaboos!

Jirou: *dancing randomly*

Otegine: *staring blankly at open space*

Jirou: *still dancing*

Otegine: today, i will teach you a technique to defend yourself!

Jirou: *twerking*

Otegine: this is one example of how to defend yourself! When someone hugs you from behind, you repeatedly do this.

Jirou: *still twerking*

*example

Mitsutada: *tries Kuri*

Kuri: *throws his butt to Mitsutada's face*

Mitsutada: *ded*

*then

Nagasone: *being hapy*

Hachisuke: *twerks and attacks Nagasone's face with his butt*

Nagasone: *ded*

*flash

Otegine: here a new technique

Jirou: *awkward elbow dancing* ((take note that he's wearing hippie exercise tights. He looks like Gakupo's sword. A rainbow vocaloid sword))

Otegine: when someone attepmts to touch your butt from behind, or hug you from behind, you strike him with your elbow. Hit any area you can

Jirou: *still doing it*

*example

Urashima: *chasing Midare*

Midare: *tsundere running*

Urashima: *gets nearer to his pantsu*

Midare: *does the elbow thing*

Urashima: *ded*

*example

Nihoungou: *chasing Takara from the stairs*

Takara: *got too scared* *kicks his face*

Nihoungou: *ded* *flies to the ground*

Takara: o gawd..

Kogi: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!!

Jirou: Takara, what is wrong with you!? You're suppose to do the elbow thing... tho that was awesome

Otegine: you broke the rules.

Takara: i'm sorry...

Otegine: you broke them rules. You have to change to 1920's clothes.

Takara: how about Nihoungou? He do it too?

Otegine: gurl... he ded... you killed my best man...slash ring bearer.. why... he can't give candy to our children anymo

Takara: then, who'll do it?

Otegine: Iwatooshi

Takara: WHAT!!? he doesn't fit those clothes!

Otegine: i know...

Jirou: don't be mean!! You're not good in fashion either!

Takara: what!!? I mean he's big! Not lile he could fit them... sheesh.. your mind is so mean... slap dat brain

Otegine: zombie...

*after a while..

Jiji: going o live on 5..4..

Kogi: oi! We are already live..

Jiji: oh.. okay...sorry, Mr. Director

Kogi: you are forgiven

Jiji: can i have candy?

Kogi: no..

*example

Takara: *being chased*

Iwatooshi: GAHAHAHAH

Takara: ((fucking shit he so creepy pls stop)) *elbow strikes him in the face*

Iwatooshi: *ryt in the nose*

Takara: *continues*

Iwatooshi: *flies to the floor* *ded*

Otegine: o my... i wonder how painful that is...

Jirou: ..... you wanna know how painful it is?..... you don't wanna know how painful it is..

Otegine: ;-;

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