Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Trip to the mountains!

Today... The Saniwa Takara has planned to go on another trip with the swords.

Takara: *clears throat* MY PEOPLE!! 

Kogi: uughhh... not again..

Takara: WE WILL GO TO THE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE ON THE MORROW!

Kashuu: aaah...nuuuh... i just polished my nails! And i just had these Hermes branded boots and purse, and i just shampood my hair with Tré Seme and and and and

Takara: y'know what. I have just heard you used Tre Seme shampoo

Kashuu: OMG!! you too?

Takara: is there a Tre Uke shampoo?

Kashuu: ......wat..

Tsuru: FUJOSHI ALERT!!

Takara: i'm a fujoshi and i'm proud!

Tsuru: Louder!

Takara: i'm fujoshi and i'm proud!!

Tsuru: LOUDER!

Takara: I'M FUJOSHI AND I'M PROUD!! (For like 20 times)

Tsuru: *feeling proud*

Iwatooshi: why are we going to the mountains? I mean, between the many beautiful places we could go to, the mountains?

Imanotsurugi: i doubt we can play in the mountains...

Iwatooshi: yea..

Jiji: you're playing in the mountains?

Iwatooshi: no i don't!

Imanotsurugi: goodbye my lover~ goodbye my friend~

Iwatooshi: really nigga.

Kogi: good point tho. You can never play in the mountains.

Jiji: how mature Kogi. How mature

Kogi: i play with ladies only ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Imanotsurugi: you're gay

Iwatooshi: *covers his ears* YOU CAN'T HEAR THOSE YOU ARE STILL SMALL!!

Jiji: srsly Kogi!! Y u do dat

Juzu: things you can't ignore.

Ishi: You need serious purification, Little Fox!!

Kogi: *flirtatiously posing for Ishi* yes~ do it~

Ishi: *blushes*

Juzu: i can't see. I have been blinded.

Iwatooshi: why don't you open your eyes?

Juzu: i'm a dude from the manga..

Iwatooshi: ooh... okay okay...

Takara: Kashuu.

Kashuu: yea?

Takara: shower Kogi's hair with Tre Seme now.

Kashuu: why? The shampoo's mine!

Takara: he's being seme ryt now. Do it. To complete the recipe.

Kashuu: u don't know his recipe yet..

Takara: shat ap! This'll so do it!!

Kashuu: y u so fujoshi

Takara: i am so making tre uke shampoo with Yagen's help.

Kashuu: why Yagen?

Takara: he mad scientist

Kashuu: right.. and sell it with Hakata.
Takara: why Hakata?