How normal saniwas sneeze....
Saniwa: *cute* achoo~! Scuze me~
Jiji: cute~!
*how Takara sneeze....
Kasen: *drinking tea*
Takara: enters..... *screams like a mountain could move* GYAAAAAAACK!!
Kasen: *jumped* *tea on his face*
Takara: *sniff* omg. *sniff* ~v~
*how other saniwas respond to Mitsutada...
Mitsutada: *Wall locking the saniwa*
Saniwa: *blushing*
Mitsutada: *smirks*
*how Takara responds
Mitsutada: *wall locks her*
Takara: CHEAA!! *pushes him karate-style*
Mitsutada: *ded*
*when Kogi carries them...
Saniwa: *blushing*
Kogi: *smirks*
*meanwhile...
Takara: oh....my...
Kogi: *slowly falls*
Takara: i'm sorry... i told you i'm that heavy...
Kogi: *ded*
*how Saniwas talk with their husband
Jiji: i love you until the end, Aruji-dono....
Saniwa: i love you too
Both: *sparkly eyes* *sakuras everywhere*
*meanwhile...
Takara: y'know what...
Otegine: wat?
Takara: centipedes are already gross...but then realizing there is a giant one... makes you wanna cry..
Otegine: no way... thats impossible.
Takara: its true! I knew this day'll come when gross stuff became grosser...
Otegine: the world's ruined.
Takara: your welcome.
Otegine: that joke gives me cancer.
Takara: keep dreaming.. *eye rolling* you're a spear...
Otegine: i know that ;w;
*how Hasebe helps with other Saniwas
Saniwa: *trying to get up*
Hasebe: *lifts her up and kisses her hand* my lovely master~
Saniwa: *blushing*
*meanwhile...
Takara: hey..... *milipedes everywhere* help me masacre them
Hasebe: What happened to "i cared for animals" !!?
Takara: correction... insects... correction...pests.... correction... kill them.
Hasebe: i ain't doin it.
Takara: *gives him Kashuu's slipper* do it....do it bro.
*how tall they are...
Saniwa: *either Wakizashi height or even smaller*
*meanwhile...
Takara: *uchigatana-tachi height*
Shishiou: .....
Takara: lol. I'm taller than you..
Shishiou: i don't care!!
Takara: i'm 15... *being annoying*
Shishiou: *explodes*
*what Saniwas do in their spare time...
Saniwa: *hanging out with the swords until they accidentally got kissed by one of them*
*meanwhile....
Takara: *painting 5 canvases for 3 hours* *indian sitting*
Kashuu: can i be next?
Takara: sure.
Mitsutada: me too!
Takara: 100 yen.
Mitsutada: PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS. *strikes a pose*
Takara: wtf xD
*how they train the swords*
Saniwas: *supports them even in failing*
*meanwhile...
Gokotai: *collapsed after 1 push-up*
*crying* i can't do it!! ;w;
Takara: i'm sorry but... You're dead tiger.
Ichigo: *collapsed*
Takara: you're dead, Soul reaper.
Otegine: *backs out* i quit.
Takara: you're dead, Tokyo teddy bear.
Tonbo: *got tired after lifting a barbel*
Takara: you're dead, dragon fly
Kuri: *slacks off*
Takara: you're dead, Dragon Warrior
Mitsutada: *strips off to be able to escape*
Takara: you're dead, Candle Pikachuu
Mitsutada: WHAT.
*at battles
Saniwa: you can do this, boys!! I know you can!!
Swords: *smile* we won't let you down!
*meanwhile...
Takara: *attacks the kebishi with Kashuu* Lets get down to business!! To defeat...the huns!!
Swords: HECK YEA!!
-END
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