Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Failed pickuplines.

Mitsutada: destiny has it that you and i will be in the future until the end of the world~

Tsuru: your mom's hot. I guess that's where you inherited~

Jiji: thanks for making me realize the reason why i wanted to be forever young with you~

Kogi: foxes are bad omen. If you're that curious, you'll know tonight~

Ichigo: people say we can't be together. Well, what do they know if i love you more than our differences?

Kashuu: i'll kill everyone for you :-) because i love you that much.. LOVE ME

Takara: i lived my life with no one to be with...now i've met you.. I'll have your head within my arms forever and ever~ we'll always be together~ thats how much i love you.. till your death~

Otegine: *crying* pls no ;-; Have mercy on me! Just be yandere not yangire please !! Uhuhuhuhu

Kakaka: *sassy face*

All: whoa...

Kakaka: *derp* DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH??!!! KAKAKA!! lel i'm out..

Hasebe: i'll do anything for you even till the last breath i have