Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

RIP Jiji

Hotaru: Jiji...

Jiji: hahaha~

Hotaru: what's that on your head?

Jiji: i don't know... hahaha~

Hotaru: .....

Jiji: but if you took them off, and not replace them, I'll explode

Hotaru: WHAT!?

Jiji: hahaha~

Hotaru: .... i don't believe you..

Jiji: hahaha~ cute child~

Hotaru: yoink! *pulls it off*

Jiji: ahahaha~ *explodes like a dandelion*

Hotaru: *gasp* o... nani nani....

*later that...

Hotaru: minna... *sob* i... I JUST KILLED JIJI!! ;-;

ALL: WHAT!!?

Juzu: horray

Kogi: *smacks him in the head*

Juzu: ow..

Kogi: y u happy

Juzu: he killed a rare sword.. and thats awesome..

Hotaru: DUDES WHAT SHOULD I DO

Kogi: wait... i'm a sob for losing my uke.. *crying* WHO AM I GONNA HAVE YAOI WITH NOW!!?

Ichigo: um... Naki?

Naki: *internally screaming*((yes))

Hotaru: DUDES JIJI JUST DIED

Yasu: was there blood?

Hotaru: huh? ;-;

Kashuu: Yasu.. y u ask that now..

Yasu: c'mon bro... i wanna know...

Hotaru: no... there were no blood.

Kasen: what...

Hotaru: i said there were no blood.

Kasen: ugh.. WERE?

Hotaru: what should i say?

Kasen: why 'were no blood' that sounds pathetic! Blood is an uncountable noun. Pathetic!

Hotaru: um...

Takara: o gawd... Kasen.. this is not the time for Grammar corrections!

Shishiou: *thumbs up*

Kasen: thou art liveth once

Takara: that's yolo..

Kasen: #yoloth.

Kane-san: don't say no to panda.

Juzu: i realized a new otp! Otegine x Takara!!

Mitsutada: .....new?

Juzu: in tekken, kuma is inlove with panda. For me, they are married! And in tekken ranbu, Takara the panda queen, and Otegine the bear are together!! OTP

Otegine: y does it take this long for you to realize..

Hotaru: GUYZ! JIJI IS DEAD

Mitsutada: it's fine. I'll be the new sexy old man

Kuri: yea! We get it You're hot! pls shut up.

Mitsutada: ur jelly cause I'm famous

Kuri: and what... i'm an exotic beauty?
Mitsutada: ..... *continues talking about how cool and sparkly he is*

Kuri: can i slap you?

Takara: yes pls.

Kuri: she has my permission

Mitsutada: traitor

Takara: i was never on your side, Tony.
Mitsutada: why black widow why?

Kuri: suck that ccp!

Takara: yea... what he said.

Mitsutada: why black widow anyway?

Takara: cause i'm all black and red. And i'm a widow. And... i do stuff like a spider... and and... i'm creepy af.

Mitsutada: you don't watch avengers..
Takara: i came for antman. And Cicakman

Kuri: You're from the Philippines... y do u know Cicakman?

Takara: oh please! I even know Pantsu-man, Cicak man, upin and ipin, boboboy, and etc.

Tsuru: how did you know Pantsu-man?! OvO

Takara: um...i'm talking to him..

Tsuru: (ㅎ.ㅎ )

Takara: tsss! Eat durian and be happy.

Kuri: right. Cause there's Durian in the Philippines...

Takara: cause there is.

Mitsutada: how does it tastes like?

Takara: depends on your taste buds. If you're picky, then you won't like it. But if you're awesome like me, you'll love it.

Mitsutada: ....i'll try next year

Takara: *whispers* loooossseeerrr

Hotaru: GUYS JIJI DIED

Yasu: there's no blood right?

Hotaru: yup. No blood.

Yasu: it's official. Jiji is either a balloon, a dandelion, a bubble, or Takara's pet rabbit.

Takara: how'd you know that? Only my old swords know that...

Yasu: cause Jiji's popped and he's gone. You make another Jiji... NOW

Takara: *smacks his head with a leak*

Kousetsu: *turned into an octopus*

All: WHAT!!?

Kousetsu: i will continue my journey to look for missing Jiji!

All: *waves goodbye to him*

*odds and ends plays

Kousetsu: *flying with his hair tenticles* *singing like Miku*

Sayo: i'll miss him forever

Souza: i won't.

Sayo: .... why...

-to be continued