Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Body Swap

One morning....

In the citadel....

Jiji: *about to wake up* *suddenly sees Kogi* Kogitsunemaru? Why is he beside me?
*looks at his clothes* wait.... this is the old man's clothes... *stands up* *goes to the bathroom to see himself*
*sees himself* GAAAAOOO!!! this can't be!!!

Until long story short, Everyone else got messed up.

Sada-chan: ok dudes. We are going to do something about this!!

Jiji: i don't look awesome anymore!!

Tarou: KAKAKAKAKAAKKAKAKA!!

Jirou: Ichi-nii, what should we do ;w;

Aoe: are you alright, Jiroutachi?

Jirou: we all messed up with other's bodies!! Atsu is right!! You really do fail-- even tho you're Aoe ryt now--

Souza: GAHAHHAHAHA!! ALL WILL FEAR ME ANYWAY

Sada-chan: omg. DUDES!! let's focus. No one's gonna know which is which unless you all introduce yerselves. OK START!!!

Shishiou: Mikazuki Munechika...

Uguisumaru: Kogitsunemaru~

Hotaru: Ishikirimaru--

Souza: Iwatooshi!

Mitsutada: Imanotsurugi!

Urashima: Juzumaru Tsunetsugu

Ichigo: Nikkari Aoe..

Sayo: *doing fox hands*

Sayo's orange: Nakigitsune!

Aoe: Ichigo Hitofuri

Jirou: Gokotai desu ;w;

Kuri: Midare Toushirou!

Tsuru: Atsu Toushirou!

Tonbo: Maeda Toushirou

Kousetsu: Hirano Toushirou

Yoshiyuki: Monoyoshi Sadamune

Nagasone: Gotou Toushirou

Yasu: Akita Toushirou

Hori: Hakata Toushirou

Hige: Shinano Toushirou

Kogi: Uguisumaru

Aizen: Akashi Kuniyuki

Ishi: Hotarumaru!! O-- nani nani?

Akashi: Aizen Kunitoshi Kenkaka MakaseROU!!

Kashuu: Tonbokiri

Hirano: Kousetsu Samonji......

Iwatooshi: Souza Samonji....

Naki: Sayo Samoji....

Imanotsurugi: Shokudaikri Mitsutada

Takara: Taikogane Sadamune!

Tonbo: *sassy* Kashuu Kiyomitsu

Akita: Yamatonokami Yasusada

Yaman: *flowers everywhere* Kasen Kanesada

Hachisuka: Izuminokami Kanesada

Monoyo: Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki!!

Kasen: *gloomy* Yamanbagiri Kunihiro...

Hakata: Horikawa Kunihiro!

Tarou: YAMABUSHI KUNIHIRO!!

Midare: Ookurikara....

Fudou: Heshikiri Hasebe~....

Otegine: Doudanuki Masakuni...

Atsu: Tsurumaru Kuninaga

Kakaka: Taroutachi

Gokotai: *drunk* Jiroutachi~!!

Doudanuki: Otegine.

Sada-chan: Saibankannokami Takara Kishimoto.....

All: .....this is too messed up...

Sada-chan: ok dudes... probably we should just relax and probably get use to this.

Takara: HAHAHHA!! Micchan!! Micchan! I have BEEWWWWBBBS!!

Sada-chan: NANDATO!!? *chases him*

Doudanuki: great... i'm here in this dude...

Otegine: shhhh....

Doudanuki: Takara-chan!! Wait!!

Jiji: i don't want to be like this forevs..

Aizen: welp... i'm in this brat so...

Akashi: haha!! I'm the adult now!!

Ishi: i'm still an oodachi... bleeh...

Sada-chan: *came back with Takara* is it just me? Or is it that Yasu just got more Yandere....

Akita: Okita-kun.....

Sada-chan: ....hey dudes?

Imanotsurugi: you still got thick eyebrows tho.

Sada-chan: shut up!! You're a shota ryt now!!

Imanotsurugi: THAT IS AN INSULT!!

Sada-chan: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE

Doudanuki: dudes. Stop fighting

Imanotsurugi: its ok bruh. She's Chun Li in a gothic saniwa. But today, it's not gonna be that way.

Doudanuki: ugh....

Takara: Micchan!! It feels great to be taller than Tanuki King!

Otegine: oi!! I am not-- but well-- i can't tell--

Takara: MICCHAN!! THE TANUKI OMG AND THEN THE BEAR

Doudanuki: i am so hurt... ;w; why do you have to be in her body ;w;

Otegine: *strangles her* why you little--

Takara: MICCHAN!!

Imanotsurugi: OMG SADA-CHAN!!

Sada-chan: omg. I could so imagine myself...

Doudanuki: pls stop that ;A;

Sada-chan: *kicks Otegine*

Otegine: *dodges* Aruji-dono!!

Sada-chan: gurrrrr!!

Otegine: what's wrong? Why are you angry?

Sada-chan: you're strangling my body!! Duh!!

Otegine: i'm sorry ;A;

Sada-chan: *facepalm* omg Doudanuki...omg..

Midare: idk care anyway. I still don't want people...

Kasen: same here....

Gi: *so drunk and keeps drinking mor