Otegine: happy 1st anniversary of your inauguration. You did well.
Takara: *sigh* *looks tired* i know -v-
Sada-chan: say-- who's your no.1, Takara-sama?
Takara: everyone is ^^'
Fudou: naaah... she's lying. We all know its Otegine..
Otegine: pls dont hate me ;w;
Takara: dudes calm down.
Hasebe: she's right. Otegine is not her no.1... it is I
Kashuu: excuse you-- i'm her starter
Hasebe: i'm most loyal--
Mitsutada: i'm the coolest and her onii-chan... so back off
Urashima: i'm her Favorite!! Hmph!
Kogi: i never fail at becoming everyone's Favorite~ i'm simply irresistable~!
Takara: i don't even like you--
Kogi: *heart broken pose*
Jiji: i'm no.1!!
Takara: you're no.3 :v
Jiji: *same with Kogi*
Urashima: SAVAGE
Tonbo: i am her Favorite Yari after all!
Sada-chan: uegh-- i'm her Favorite tantou!!
Sayo: *clears throat*
Aizen: *same* *straight face*
Sada-chan: you know what? Nevermind--
Jirou: i'm her fave Oodachi!
Tarou: um... its actually the both of us..
Hotaru: she needs me more than you two...
Kashuu: i'm her starter! Everyone move out!
Yasu: we should burn Otegine. We all know he's the one loved the most--
Otegine: shit.
All: *charges at him* *makes an angry mob*
Otegine: *hides behind her back*
Takara: dudes. He's not no.1...
All: huh..
Urashima: lies!!
Takara: we all know who's no.1....
Kashuu: who?
Takara: *fabulous hair flip* me ofcourse!!
All: *slowly backs away*
Shishiou: hello?? Takara?? Dudes. What's going on?
Takara: eeeck!! Shishiou my dear!! Are you hurt? Are you hungry? Thirsty? Tired? How are you?
Otegine: i feel cheated.
Takara: he's my no.1
Shishiou: wat.
Takara: *cuddles him* My no.1 is Shishiou.
All: *jaw drop*
Otegine: no fair. I'm ur husband.
Takara: he's my fave. He's the first dude i liked. The first dude that made me into this fandom. Second is Kashuu and Yasu.
Otegine: what about me?
Takara: you were the last one since i'm already full-fledged tkrb fan when i fell-in-love with you.
Otegine: :( Okay...
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