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Masterchef 2

Mitsutada: today, Dane-chan will join our contest!

Takara: why...?

Mitsutada: you're joining the contest...

Takara: of what?

Mitsutada: *loudly* WE WILL HAVE A SECOND PART OF OUR COOKING CONTEST!

Takara: what!!?

Kogi: ooh--! Saibankan-sama will join us-! How fun!

Takara: Mitsu-nii... are you nuts?!

Mitsutada: nnngh.. deez nuts

Takara: *facepalm*

Mitsutada: *clears throat*

All: ....

Mitsutada: WELCOME TO SHOKUDAIKIRI'S KITCHEN!!

Takara: wait... i know this... You watch Hell's kitchen, Mitsu-nii?!

Mitsutada: y-yea... why?

Takara: i don't like it.. ．＿．

Mitsutada: o yea!? And what are you going to compare!? Shougeki no soma Food wars?! Bah!!

Takara: oi! It's way better!!

Mitsutada: you always say that! Anything anime is always better for you!! Even looking for a boyfriend!

Takara: cause it is... duh

Mitsutada: even crappy harem is way better than twilight for you..

Takara: CAUSE IT IS! DUH!! Can't believe you like twilight...

Mitsutada: it's the best literature piece i've read so far.

Takara: o gawd.. you must be so gay..to read the whole book... ewe..

Mitsutada: did you call me gay!?

Takara: *sarcasticly* i don't know bro!! Did i just did? Oh right.. i did..

Tsuru: *facepalm*

Kane-san: okay.. stop fighting you two...

Mitsutada: she started it!! *points violently*

Takara: *shoves him away* you sound like a 5 year old!

Mitsutada: well, you act like an old lady!!

Takara: *irritated* what...

Mitsutada: shut up old hag! Psssh! You even dress like one..

Takara: i am so kicking you with my boots.. with my 5inch heels...

Jiji: ahahaha~ such wonderful siblings~

Shishiou: i don't think that's wonderful.. at all..

Takara: *about to kick*

Nagasone: *blocks*

Mitsutada: *gets so annoyingly angry*

Kogi: let's just get on with this shit already!!

*later that..

Mitsutada: okay... everyone.. Get set.. Ready... AND COOK!!

All: *gets their ingredients*

Tsuru: hnph! Takara is so gonna win cause she's a girl and all... so bias!

Hasebe: Mitsutada is probably gonna let Takara-sama win. Cause you know why..

Kuri: nah... no way... they just quarelled... and they'll take time til' they be 'siblings' again...

Hasebe: right...