Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Mad crane disease

Tsuru: *awkward smile* CCCCCCHHHHHHHH

Yoshiyuki: *wtf face*

Tsuru: i leik cereal!

Yoshiyuki: i like potatoes. *smile*

Tsuru: *awkward smile* I LEIK CEREAL!

Yoshiyuki: yea, and i like potatoes

Tsuru: i.. leik.. ceeereal! *derp*

Yoshiyuki: and i like potatoes!

Tsuru: I LEIK CEEEREAL!

Yoshiyuki: i.. like.. potatoes *pouts*

Tsuru: i leik CEEEREAL!

Yoshiyuki: *creeped out* and.. i like.. potatoes? Pls stop yer creeping me out ;-;

Tsuru: *mad crane screeming*

*later that..

Uguisumaru: what's happened to him? Can you help him, doc?

You: apparently... he has... *dramatic glasses remove scene*
MAD CRANE DISEASE!

Ichigo: Oh Heavens, Nooo~!

Kousetsu: is there anything we can do about this?

Tsuru: *derpy blinking*

You: i'm afraid not..

Ichigo: No, Aruji-sama, Nooo~!

You: Ace... call me.. Ace..

Ichigo: No, Ace! Nooo~!

*later that.

Tsuru: *whispers loudly to Kuri's ear* I leik chocolate.

Kuri: no.. Chocolate can kill you.

Tsuru: i want melk.. *derp*

Kuri: that can kill you too..

Tsuru: I want chocolate melk *derp*

Kuri: whatever... *ignores him*

Tsuru: ．．．．．．．．．．AAAAAAAA *continues derp screeming*

Kuri: *sigh* ... shit.. *facepalm*

*later

Tsuru: *awkward sipping*

Mitsutada: there! We should make him happy everyday!

Kuri: who cares.. he's just a stupid retarded crane..

Mitsutada: *covers his mouth* husshh... don't say that infront of the stupid crane retard. *smile*

Kuri: wtf.

Mitsutada: what's your name?

Tsuru: .....Chhhheeeeeesssee....

Mitsutada: oh.. cheese?

Kuri: *hits his head* It's Tsurumaru, stupid crane!

Tsuru: *derp screeming*

Mitsutada: look what you've done! You need to control your temper!

Hasebe: what is this again?

Mitsutada: help me with this dragon higga... please..

Hasebe: ooooohhh?

Mitsutada: *sigh* pretty please?

Hasebe: *raises one eyebrow*

Mitsutada: *sigh* pretty please with cherry on top~?

Hasebe: still lacks..

Mitsutada: *crossdresses as a maid* *sigh* pretty please with cherry on top, Master Hasebe~?