Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

My saniwa life ryt now.

*beep

Takara:Let's get down to business! *throws mops and sticks to her swords*

Everyone except Kashuu: *catches it*

Kashuu: *droped them stick*

Takara: to deafeat... KEBISHI

Souza: since when did you watch Mulan?

Takara: um.. when there's a time the game freezes and stops... i'll give up and watch Chinese stoof.

Souza: i thot u watch anime

Takara: yea.. about that... WHATEVER LETS CONTINUE DIS PARODY

Them: *looks innocent*

Takara: you're the saddest but i never cared... we're all losing resources.. MISTER I'LL... MAKE A MAN.. *stares at Yoshiyuki* OUT OF YOU~!

Yoshiyuki: y me?

Takara: cause you need to stop laughing. Being member/captain is not funny.

Yoshiyuki: hehehe!! XD

Takara: r u laughing coz You yook Yaman's place?

Yoshiyuki: maybe.. maybe not..

Takara: *facepalm*

*beep

*during battle..

Imanotsurugi: *destroyed*

All: ...;-;

Takara: HAH!? HAH!? WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!??

*after a while..

A new sword drop!

*bloom

Imanotsurugi

*next try

Imanotsurugi

*next try

Imanotsurugi

*next try

Imanotsurugi

*next try

Imanotsurugi

*next try

Imanotsurugi

50th try

Imanotsurugi

90th try

Gokotai desu.

Takara: FUUUUUUUUUUU

Kashuu: them tantous love you.

Takara: :(

Hasebe: can i be captain now?

Takara: only if Kashuu gets injured.

Kashuu: *has golden troops* *healthy*

Hasebe: :( *takes his troops*

Kashuu: wha-- no!!

Hasebe: *got dem toku*

Kashuu: *troopless*

*during sortie..

Kashuu: *almost died*

Hasebe: *troopless*

Kane-san: *injured*

Namazuo: *injured*

Yoshiyuki: *injured* *laughing*

Souza: *healthy*