Touken Ranbu on Crack [2]

Talk about Nightmares

Night passes and all was asleep.

But it happens that Takara, the saniwa, is having a dream...

*loom...

Tsuru: you have a mission!

Takara: wat?! Me?

Tsuru: you and Namazuo should defeat the giant immortal monster of Chinese porcelain!!

Everyone else: *chills*

Both: *immediately got transported to the mall*

Both: *running fast*

Takara: what should we do!!?

Namazuo: we eat shit.

Takara: okay!!

Both: *got transported to the place where the Chinese porcelain monster is*

Takara: i don't wanna do this.

Namazuo: Everyone else is doing this!! We have no choice!

Everyone: *chills* *partying*

Takara: omg. You're right. We should help!

Namazuo: *opens the door where the porcelain lady is standing*

Takara: *hides somewhere*

Namazuo: *just stands there*

Takara: *so freaked out like she played a maze thing with the porcelain lady*

Porcelain lady: *following her slowly*

Takara: *trying to go to the party place*

Takara: *so freaked out* Namazuo is gonna die!!

Namazuo: *just stands there*

Takara: where is Namazuo!!?

Otegine: *sees her*

Takara: *eye pops cause Namazuo*

Otegine: *stares at her* hey!!

Takara: what!!!!

Otegine: save me from the crocodiles!! *transported in a pool with crocodiles*

Otegine: *stands at the lily pads* *smile*

Takara: I MUST HELP PEOPLE!! *gets a giant leaf and flies across and saves Otegine*

Otegine: Omg. I saw an empty box on a lily pad. It means nothing

Takara: who are you

Otegine: my name is Michelin

Takara: my name is Aladin *flies to a chinese tower*

Otegine: Xiong mao! There's a thief that'll kill you and your money!!

Takara: run away!!

Otegine: *just standing there*

Takara: haigbwonfisbw lalalldjfkednud

Yaman: *is the thief*

Takara: American women!!

Yaman: *speaks in spanish then Portuguese*

Takara and Otegine: *runs from the 5th floor to the 80th floor*

Chinese ghosts everywhere

Takara: *jumps from the building*

Otegine: *transforms into a squirrel*

Takara: Judy!!

Otegine: my name is Khan!!

Takara: *catches Gine squirrel*

Both: *transported to a beach resort*

Shishiou: your mission is complete you won 10 million dollars!!

Everyone else: *eating pizza*

Otegine: *vanished and went somewhere else*

Namazuo: *feeding Honebami to the crocs*

Honebami: *turns into a wood*

*loom*

Takara: *aggresively wakes up* *huffing fast* where.... am i...

All: *asleep*

Takara: *looks at Otegine*

Otegine: *sleeps* *drools*

Takara: *sigh* he became a squirrel...that's sick... *goes back to sleep*

*loom* now we go to someone else's dream...

Tsuru: *jumping and enjoying in a valley of chocolates*

*chocolate everywhere*

Tsuru: *marries a chocolate girl and eats her alive*

*loom*

Tsuru: ~v~ nom...nom...

*loom*

*boom!! Boom!!

Hotaru: *stands in a middle of billions of tanuki*

Doudanuki: i am king of Tanuki!! Behold!!

Hotaru: woooooowwww!!

Doudanuki: now u go to mordor and defeat Shishiou the mighty Gollum!!

Hotaru: wooooooooowwww

Shishiou: *dies in front of him*

Hotaru: *opens mouth wide* *pukes candy*

Doudanuki: you are now king of Narnia.

*loom*

Hotaru: *smile*

*loom*

Takara: *sexy dancing*

Mitsutada: *being satisfied*

More stuff happens...

*loom*

Mitsutada: *moans*

*loom*

Yoshiyuki: *drives a car*

Shishiou: we time travelled! 

Otegine: whats gonna happen

Shishiou: the universe exploeds!! Hurry!!

Otegine: *drowns in a river*

Harpoons everywhere..

*loom*

Otegine: GAH!!! *sigh* i don't know why anymore....

Takara: *eyes wide open*

Otegine: oh... you're awake...

Takara: *looks at him like a ghost would*

Otegine: *shocked* are you ok?

Takara: *points him* why are you a squirrel.....

Otegine: i should ask you why you're shooting harpoons at me

Takara: hey! Be GRATITUDE!! I saved you from the crocodiles!!

Otegine: *sigh* the world will explode..

Takara: i saved it already... *lays down hardly*

Otegine: *sigh* it was all just a dream...

Takara: *already asleep* *snoring*

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