Ask someone who's bad at transfiguration to attempt to transfigure her into a horse; the result should be centaur-ish.
Then see how she likes being a 'filthy half-breed'.
Either the transfiguration experiment will kill her, the centaurs will, or she will kill herself in shame.
Because there is much to feel shameful about.
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
