Second foolproof way to kill Umbridge:
1. Lock her in a tiny box with a small hole for breathing. (You think I'm being considerate? THINK AGAIN.)
2. Put the box on a plane.
3. Drop it into the ocean.
4. Drop blood in after her to attract sharks. (No, I don't care how the blood is obtained... Ha-ha...)
5. Make sure the sharks get there before she drowns.
6. Eat the cake at her funeral.
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
