Shove her in the oven and bake her like a cake.
Then give her to Mycroft (disguised as a delicious *chokes and dies* treat).
A/N: Mycroft from Sherlock... (sorry—not sorry—for another Sherlock-related death because Sherlock is life but oH WELL.)
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
