Lock her in a room with a Devil's Snare from Professor Sprout's greenhouse. A fully grown one. That fills up the entire room and whose tentacles can squeeeeeze the life out of her until she turns into a bloated purple toad with bulging eyes and—
Yeah, this is getting descriptive, I'll stop.
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
