Hold a secret meeting with all the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins who would like to help, and create the longest-ever Howler, highlighting Umbridge's best qualities (*cough* silence *cough*).

And... her not-so-great qualities.

Create flawless attack plans (minus those adorably reckless and impulsive Gryffindors, sigh) and KiLL hER oN ThE sPOt.

(If they were like us, she would already be dead, but oh well.)

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