Hold a secret meeting with all the Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, and Slytherins who would like to help, and create the longest-ever Howler, highlighting Umbridge's best qualities (*cough* silence *cough*).
And... her not-so-great qualities.
Create flawless attack plans (minus those adorably reckless and impulsive Gryffindors, sigh) and KiLL hER oN ThE sPOt.
(If they were like us, she would already be dead, but oh well.)
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...