Heat a cauldron to boiling and add one Umbridge, stirring counterclockwise. She will melt (because she thinks she is sweet, and, you know, waaay too much sugar goes in her tea). After that, put her melted, chunky body into a food processor, make sure she can't come back, and throw away the (now-unusable) machine.
Wow, thanks RebelGirl_01 for that whole paragraph of a chapter idea!
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
