This is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect there won't be many of you). And I won't be going into gory detail, this is just a way to relieve myself of the BOREDOM. I'm VERY BORED. This book is-somehow-now complete. Read and review, or just read and enjoy, I'm not picky.