Host a party and invite Umbridge.

Bring Katniss. Preferably with a bow.

A/N: Not a bowtie, though. OOH, INVITE THE DOCTOR AS WELL, HE HAS A BOWTIE. Sorry, had a bowtie. He's an old guy now. So is Will Herondale- wait, no, he's dead. SPOILERS!! (But he would be like two-hundred anyway, so...)

You know what? Just invite everyone from any fandom who would hate Umbridge and want her dead. Like Katniss (HG), the Doctor (DW), Sherlock (BBC), Percy (PJO), Tris (Divergent), Hal (Brotherband Chronicles?), Will (Treaty/Herondale/... Shakespeare?).

Okay, that was a long Author's Note. Whoops, sorry. XD

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