Pay people at Hogwarts to magically (therefore pretty effectively) dress up as centaurs for the day. Make sure to include all the teachers as well, and if she goes to get Fudge, take off the costumes. Make her teach the class normally, and pretend like nothing is amiss. She'll either get trampled, have a heart-attack, or think she's hallucinating and drown herself in the Great Lake.
A/N: Oops, that chapter was pretty long...
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
