This last one is a bit anticlimactic, but nevertheless it's a fine way to kill her: make her insult Harry Potter in front of Dobby, and put sharp objects in the same room. Maybe give them some rope too. Oh, and take her wand (duh).
*decidedly does not think of Dobby's sacrifice, breathing heavily through nose McGonagall-style*
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
