Foolproof way to kill Umbridge:
1. When she attempts to stare you down (or up, she's short), stab her eye with your wand.
2. Pull out your muggle gun.
3. Shoot her in the head.
4. Throw her body in the lake so the merpeople may eat her with their sharp teeth.
5. Return to school and try to look confused—read: ECSTATIC—with everybody else when she doesn't show up for class.
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
