Stab her repeatedly with your quill when she's being annoying (aka: all the time) in DADA class.
Once the other students catch on... (Well you see, Professor Dumbledore, it was an accident.)
A/N: Who needs a wand when you have a sharp stick? Unless your wand is the sharp stick... Got some great ideas here for you, Ollivander...
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
