Introduce her to Remus Lupin.
At the full moon.
In the morning, just tell Lupin that he ate a... large and grotesque toad (they have those in the forest, right? Right.) when he asks about all the blood. Wouldn't want to put that on his conscience.
(Although he would be a Hogwarts hero...)
A/N: Wow, a quarter done this book, and I started it yesterday! Thanks for the reads and comments!
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
