Shove her into a microwave and put it on low so her internal organs will bake.
Slowly.
Wait, no, she'd explode. Scratch that, put it on high and watch her die. (IT RHYMES, I'M PROUD.)
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
