Make a narwhale spear her with its horn.
(I like them, okay? They're like the—now-violent—unicorns of the sea.)
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100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
FanfictionThis is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do. No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect...
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Make a narwhale spear her with its horn.
(I like them, okay? They're like the—now-violent—unicorns of the sea.)
