Message Me [Septiplier]

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minionlord has been added to the group.

minionlord: Please no

septicsean: you didn't miss anything good don't worry wadey poo

mef95: Wadey-poo?
mef95: Where's my cute nickname?

septicsean: i'm so sorry markimoo
septicsean: i could never forget about you

mef95: Good, I'd miss you too much.

muysken has changed the chat name to 'Septiplier away!'

septicsean: oh god not again

mef95: Septiplier??

septicsean: markiplier + all my septicness

mef95: I didn't know you knew about my YouTube.

septicsean: i didn't until bob told me about our chip name

muysken: Ship name, you idiot

septicsean: whatever
septicsean: but i've watched you play amnesia
septicsean: you don't sound like yourself man you sound sad

mef95: Seán...

septicsean: right sorry

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septicsean: why do you sound sad in your videos?

mef95: I AM sad, Seán.

septicsean: i know but..
septicsean: sorry

mef95: I love you, Seán. You're my best friend.

septicsean: i love you too you big doof
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"Jack, why are you skyping right now, we were just texti- woah, dude, are you crying?" Bob sounded annoyed, and then surprised, looking up at Jack, worry written across his features.
"I... Mark said he loves me," Jack sniffled, wiping his eyes with the sleeves of his jumper.
"And that's bad?"
"'I love you, Seán. You're my best friend.'"
"Oh, ouch."
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"Mark, what do you want-"
"I just told Jack I love him."
"Um, isn't Bob more qualified-"
"He's offline."
"He's never offline."
"Then he's invisible, whatever. He's busy and you're not a dick."
"Okay, so why is that bad? Did he not say it back?" Wade was confused, to say the least. He had been pretty out of the loop for this whole Jack thing from the beginning, and he'd never really been sure what was going on.
"No, he said it back."
"I'm afraid I don't follow."
"I said I loved him as a best friend, and he said it back that way."
"I know you said I'm not a dick, but you're an idiot. You friendzoned him, he doesn't have a choice but to accept that."
"Oh, shit, you're right, oh, God, what have I done? I've ruined everything, haven't I?"
"I have no idea."
"You really don't pay attention, do you, Wade?"
"No one has exactly told me what's going on."
"Alright, alright. I'll start from the beginning. Buckle your seat belts, this is gonna be a wild ride."
"Wouldn't I only buckle one seatbelt?"
"Shut up, Wade."