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|NOTICE ME|

After the long narration about what I did during the whole duration of fansign, Mom's eyes are now shooting with laser beams.

"You did what?" Mom asked in disbelief.

"I said that I wanted to sue him, for hurting me."
I repeated myself while my eyes were stuck in the ground too afraid to witness my mom's reaction.

"Are you crazy Candy?"

Here she comes, oh my Gawd! I'm doomed.

"Give me your phone!"
She exclaimed while spreading her palms in front of me.

Everybody say NO ...
Not my phone !!!
How can I spaz my boys without my phone ???

I handed her my mobile while my tears were already in the verge of falling.

"I'm going to watch the video. Geez Candy I thought your artistic and innovative, why use such old school and corny pick up line?"

"Mom?"

She said what?
Holy booty of Jiminie!

"I'm using your phone to search a better line. You have to be fully equipped for the next fansign."

Yass! I must've really saved and died for my motherland!

I was about to do back flip using my tongue to celebrate but Jackson interfered.

"F*ck my life!
F*ck me now!
I thought drugs are ban here in Korea?
Why is my mom and sis too high?"

He was already climbing upstairs as he bangs his foot in the stairway, but then my mom called unto him.

"Jackson Wang, don't forget all your porn materials..."
...BULTAUREUNE"

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A/N:
Such a cool mom!
Poor Jackson, his porn CD's are gonna be infires.
❣See you next update❣

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