xxxviii. | pregnancy

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THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS
xxxviii. | pregnancy

*Agressively cracks knuckles*

So, it's the end of the world, right? Yeah, you're gonna do the frickle frackle and stuff, but why don't you use protection?

Who in their right mind would want to bring a baby into the world where the dead are walking the earth? But the annoying thing is when everyone is really happy for them and its like a fairytale. If I was in that group, I would slap her up.

You'd be crying your eyes out. You'd be hella stressed. When Lori was pregnant with Judith, she was so worried about the baby. And it's not just about when the baby is born. It's about the actual pregnancy, like, you know, all the risks.

Do you know how many people in third world countries die from pregnancy? It's a lot. There's the risk of infection, low blood pressure, the baby dying, the baby taking all the food from the mother, fucking pregnancy diabetes. At least one of these risks are likely to happen to the mother since there is no medical equipment or staff to help out, so goodbye Tiffany, you had a nice run.

Seriously. Nip down to the store and grab a box of condoms with Glenn.

Gosh

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