THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS liii. | sex
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Can we just talk about smut for a sec. I've talked about it before, but I'm going to do it anyway. Sue me, I don't care.
Tbh, I don't hate smut. I'm not gonna lie, but Daryl pinning me up against a tree and doing the diddly to me isnt that bad, if I'm not lying. And who doesn't want to have a treesome with Rick and Daryl admit it everyone on this book sins on a daily basis I don't even need to ask.
And that's all well and good, if the smut is written correctly and not just Susan trying to act edgy after she "accidentally" read her mum's copy of fifty shades of grey.
It's when poor Carl is brought into this.
Not Carl Poppa. My poor bby.
Who actually fantasies about an underage kid acting like a badboy and doing innapropriate things CARL RICK TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE YOU LITTLE SHIT GET YOUR THANG OUT OF TIFFANY'S STUFF
*breathe*
Just for references, I went through the trouble of making a diagram of what Carl looks like throughout the show
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So the next time Carl lays his grimey (no pun intended) ass hands on Tiffany's whorish thighs when they're in the prison, show them this informative picture collage and slap their prepubescent brains into next year thank you and good night
