xciv. | twd text messages

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THINGS WRONG WITH THE WALKING DEAD FANFICS
xciv. | twd text messages

Rick created a group chat

Daryl: Is it safe to come out?

Rick: Yeah, I made it so Tiffany couldn't join.

Sasha: Thanks for the distraction, Carl. Tiffany's a fucking psycho.

Rick: I took her phone

Carl: Yeah it wasn't a big deal XD

Rick: Carl since when do you say XD

Carl: Since always lolzers

Daryl: That gun shot must of affected your brain

Carl: Fight me, redneck fuck

Rick: CARL!

Carol: I made cookies again

Tara: Guys has anyone seen Carl?

Carl: I'm here lmao

Tara: No you were meant to meet me at the church. We were gonna go throw stones at Father Gabriel's house.

Carl: ha

Rick: what the fuck is going on

Michonne: Carl where are you

Rosita: That's not Carl.

Rick: what

Sasha: wait what

Morales: what

Rosita: that's Tiffany

Daryl has left the group

Carl: no it's not lmao rawr

Rick: goddamint

Enid: I'll go over and check on Carl

Carl: no you fucking won't

Enid: Tiffany give Carl's phone back

Carl: I am Carl duhhhhh

Sasha: Tiffany I can see you from my bedroom window. You're literally holding Carl's phone.

Carl: Don't make me rawr at you

Rosita: not this again

Abraham: Tiffany imma throw your emo ass over the wall fight me you midget fuck imma deck you punch you square in the face you ain't gonna see straight imma make you cry you ain't got nothing on me go back to crying about my chemical romance yo bout to get a smack imma smack you tf up whore come at me

Eugene: that was intellectually inferior to anything I have ever read before

Abraham: Fuck up, mullet shit.

Carl: Lmao Sasha why you opening your door go away

Rosita: slap her, Sasha

Rick: where's my sON

Michonne: fight fight fight fight

Rick: has anybody seen mY SON CORAL??

Enid: Sasha whats happening?

Maggie: This is intense lmao SMACK her

Carl: Sasha just slapped me isn't anyone gonna stop her why do you all hate me

Rosita: AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHJAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Abraham: smack her again, Sasha

Rick: HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY SON

Michonne: Brb I'm gonna get my katana

Tiffany: I'm gonna kill myself and you'll all be sorry

Rosita: Sorry that you didn't do it sooner.

I found this so funny idk why
~ Aimee x

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