I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.

Malak's Body Odour Chapter 7

(Don't mind the title of this chapter😂😂 Everything's normal)
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If I like you
I will stare at you..
And if you look at me..
I will keep starring at you.
And I will keep staring at you..
Because I want you to know I'm staring at you...
I will telepathically send you our wedding date...
And I will keep staring at you..
Until I get your ass locked in my room. ☺️
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But unfortunately this wasn't the plan. Getting locked in Malak's wardrobe, was definitely not the plan.

I should of been feeding him tuna and grapes through a letterbox by now. I should of been poking him with a pencil while he sleeps by now.

But no.

God had a plan.

And that plan is to make me smell Malak's body odour and mentally taste the inside of his shoes. I mean who doesn't enjoy being locked in a wardrobe?

I'm scared stiff. I can't move and I'm daring myself to breath. Malak's just walking innocently around his bedroom while I'm spying at him through a little gap in HIS wardrobe door.

Totally normal right?

" Jaden, I can't! My mom wants me to stay in" Malak said into his phone, as he plunged onto his bed and switched it off.

I could spend hours looking at him but this is the limit. Plus I don't even have my binoculars!
The Windows closed and I don't think I have a chance of getting out the door.

Doors are for normal people. And windows are for fun people and burglars.. Umm.. Never mind.

How long does it take for someone to realise that there's someone else in their room?

I must of sneezed about a thousand times and this dimwit is still staring at his phone.
And my sneezes are like hurricanes, they can knock out an entire country if I'm not careful.

I've farted about a million times and I think this wardrobe is beginning to stretch because of the smell.

What? I'm gassy 😊

Is he death as well as blind? This boy has to leave his room ASAP before my belly explodes.

*8 Hours later*

I'm hungry. I'm tired. I want some chicken. Someone buy some chicken!

I just want to taste the precious barbecue sauce in my mouth.
Oh lord!!!

Malak's fast asleep. His snores are filling up the room. I'm recording it right now so I can save it for my ringtone.

The amount of times Malak's looked me right in the eye and ignored me. I bet he never checks his wardrobe.

* 6 Hours later*

I don't sleep. If you know me. You know that I don't sleep. So throughout the whole night I've been listening to Malak's outraging snoring and weird muttering in his sleep.

It must be 11am by now.

Did you know Malak sleeps with a gold chain around his neck and two rings on his left fingers?

Don't believe me?

Just sneak into his bedroom window in the middle of the night and check.

Malak's up and getting dressed.

What do you think I am? A stalker? I ain't gonna watch him get dressed until we get married. What kind of person did you think I was? *Shakes head and continues to watch Malak get dressed*

All of a sudden my belly gives a massive rumble and I let out a massive fart.

What? Don't blame me. I was saving that all night!

" Who's in my wardrobe" this dimwit finally says as he heads my direction.

His hands reaching out to open the wardrobe doors.

Great this again!

DFUKKKKKKFDTBFTBDRGGG

TO BE CONTINUED😭❤️
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