40 votes and 50 comments = new chapter 😭🔜
Hi ghost readers 💆
Do you have hands?
Do you have a brain?
Are you reading this right now?
Do you want me to assist you to the nearest bin and cover you with apple juice?
Then please assist your hands and guide your existent brain to click that star on the left hand corner/ aka vote 😂😂 anywhooo enjoy the story
Updating quicker ...
~
You're a stalker. Yes you are. Don't deny it. We've all had that moment when we're casually stealing people's underwear or watching someone get dressed. Or even better breaking into houses and watching someone sleep.
It's basic human instinct. Just have hope that you and your crush will be together in the future. Trust me, you will. Just take me and Malak for example. I'm mentally married to him and we both have two children that are currently living in my bathroom.
But unfortunately for us we've had an argument. Just like an old married couple have. But I'll fix it. Ill waltz my way back into his life and have him begging for my ridiculous delicious tuna sandwiches. You'll see.
So as I'm wondering through my school, I'm trying to find someone. Someone that's... Alive.. Breathing.
Someone I can easily persuade and take advantage of. Someone innocent.
My eyes continued to search the corridor for the perfect boy to send my dreams into madness. Someone that could make jealousy pour over Malak.
But not a single person drew my eyes.
My plan hasn't exactly gone .. To plan. Maybe I'll just flirt with the teacher. Will Malak will be really jealous if I flirt with teacher? Everyone does that right? Well everyone at my school does. And the teachers flirt back. It's normal. Just innocent foul play. In no time I'll have Malak begging for me back.
I slammed the door to my next class open while I unsuccessfully flicked my hair behind my ears. Instead my hair decided to end up in my mouth. So as you can imagine, I was spitting the hair out of my mouth while my class mates stared me down, laughing.
" I see someone wants to join us, you're late, again " my teacher says, partially laughing.
I continue to make my way to my seat as I spot Malak at the corner of my eye with his arm... Wrapped around giraffe.
Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
An irritated urge came over me as I mentally walked up to Malak and strangled him. Do you ever have those moments when you just want to hit someone with a building and drown them in pineapple juice?
Yeah. Everyone does....
Why was a born a human? Why didn't God make me a dog or a parrot? These animals don't have to worry about feelings. And look at me, stressing out like its the end of the world or something.
Why don't I just give up and go marry my cat? My cat will give me more attention and love than Malak could ever give me.
That's actually not a bad idea.
" Why are you just standing there? Find your seat?" My teacher says, snapping me out of my thoughts.
I resume to my seat while Mr Tyrell continued talking. I wonder if my teacher's single? He has a wedding ring but that doesn't mean he's married right?
*WHEN YOUR DUMB CHILD AND YOU THINK OF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR TEACHER!* GOOGLE IT NOW😂
He's quite fat my teacher and even tho he's trying so hard, his hairline is receding, he has specks of grey hair and he's growing bold batches. Despite the fact he's in his early thirties, he looks like a Michael Jackson on steroids.
There is nothing sexier than bold patches. For real tho. Who's with me?
I'll move on for now but you better believe I have my eyes set on a new target.
" Hey Tre" I say, referring to a boy sat in the seat next to me.
" CAN I FOLLOW YOU HOME?"
* YES YOU ARE WEIRD. Yes you. Did you forget that you're the main character? 😂😭🙃
------------------------------------------
WRITER
Next chapter is from malak's point of view 😂 I'm gonna make him weird as hell.
Probably ending this book around chapter 35😭😭
Little question for you guys..
Just curious...
What's the oldest and youngest boy/girl you would date?
(Personally I'd only date a boy one year younger than me and two years old older than me.) Is that bad? 😂
Anywhooooo
35 votes and 50 comments = new chapter 😭🔜
Please, vote, comment, share and add to your library. (I really do appreciate it.)
Don't forget to follow me @upgradequeen ❤️ I follow back 🙌
YOU ARE READING
I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.
Fanfiction"You see... he's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet." (prepare your self for one weird ass story featuring Malak Watson) " I collect the air Malak breathes in. Totally normal compared to what I've done over the last few months, never mind y...
