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💀 Boys give birth 💀 Chapter 24

Malak's point of view 😭🐸
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Malak's POV

What is this girl talking about? Is she ok.. Like mentally?

Not only is she drooling on my bag and starting to knock me out with her breath but she's suggesting that I'm pregnant. I am a boy for gods sake.

You know those days when your just out with your friends and they say something utterly stupid. And you have to reconsider your life and think " why am I friends with this person?" I think I'm having one of those days.

" But it's true Malak, believe me" Lexi continues, the edge of her mouth still leaking with saliva.

She needs water. She really does. I'd give her money but I'm scared she'd use it to buy me protection. Because apparently I'm pregnant.... :|

Lexi is kinda weird. Why am I starting to notice this now? Weirdly, it's because I feel sorry for her. The school taunts her for having a long neck. That's why the whole school has labeled her giraffe. Her neck isn't long it's just dusty and needs lotion.. It looks a bit like a pretzel from the angle I'm looking at it.

"Malak? Are you still with me?" Giraffe says, snapping me out of my thoughts.

"What?"

She looks at me annoyingly while she squints her eyes. " I should become your mother"

"WHat?"

"No really, I could take you home and wrap you in a little blanket and rock you to sleep."

" WHAt?"

" And I could silently breastfeed you while I put on some one direction music"

"WHAT?"

" I'm joking, you idiot" She laughs, slapping her knee like some kind of hyena. " not about the last bit, but Anywhoo you wanna go cinema?"

I turn my face away to pretend to do my laces while I think of an excuse. ".." Anything Malak. Just anything. Remember what happened last time. Think. Just think. Weddings. Funerals. My neighbor died. It's my cats birthday. I have to attend my fathers christening. I accidentally spilt tuna on my mums flowers and have to water it.

"I can't.. I'm on my period"

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" Your a boy Malak" Girrafe says, her mouth half open.

" Your the one saying boys can give birth so it makes sense that I'm on my period.." I say, not believing what just came out of my mouth.

"Boys bleed? From where?" She's says. For a second we both looked at each other and then I felt her eyes look down. I quickly moved my bag on top of my lap as I gave her a nervous grin.

Well done brain. You have failed me. The first thing that came out of my mouth had to be that. You might as well give me my death date.

" Ohhhhh kayyyyyy..," she says, " You... I... But... Umm.. Malak do you need me to take you to the hospital?"

" Nope, I'm just grouchy. I'll see you later yeah" I say, heading out the lunch room and into one of the classes.

If anyone asks I'll just say I was joking. But who takes the joke that far that they say boys can give birth and have periods? I need Jesus

" Hi Malak!" I hear a voice from the back of the class say. Her face seems to light up as she walks towards me with her group of friends.

"Umm..hi" I reply.

" Soo since your on your period do you want me to lend you a pad?"

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When I tell you this is how normal my day gets, this is how normal my day gets. :\

TO BE CONTINUED😭❤️💀
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WRITER
I wish I could create more fan fics like this😂😂

Changed the POV to malak's for now.

I'm going to start to look through the chapters to see if anyone wanted to be in the book. In the next three chapters I'm just going to be adding random girls that have conversations with Malak as weird as this one. It's not too late to comment your name and looks tho so feel free. 😂😂😂😂

I've already written chapter 25👀

Anywhooooo

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