I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.

👥50 shades of stalkers😁Chapter 13

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I feel like I'm arguing with my conscious.

These people are weird as hell.
I'm in the lunch hall and not one of these girls are eating tuna. I mean who doesn't like tuna?

Tuna is the type of food to cover your boyfriend's ears in. Tuna is the type of food you would open and store under your bed for weeks. Tuna is Bae. After Malak..

Malak likes tuna. Well in my dreams he does. In my dreams I'm always drowning him in tuna while I happily suffocate him.

It's normal to enjoy people suffocating you right?

In my dreams, Malak drags me into his arms while we have our honeymoon in Spain, (with a bed covered in tuna and mayo and a lampshade made out of marshmallows .)

I'm not obsessed with tuna, I just like the smell of it.
I mean who doesn't mind having bits of tuna stuck in their teeth?

Malak doesn't.... In my dreams

"What are you staring at?" Lexi says, pulling her long ass neck in my direction.

This giraffe still follows me around like a pet dog. She's obsessed with Malak. Not that I am obviously. I'm way too sexy for Malak Watson. He can just slide himself into my room if he wants. I don't mind. He needs to warn me tho. I need to prepare my tuna.

" Get out my view" I say, pushing the giraffe out of my way as I continued to spy at Malak through my binoculars.

Yess I brought binoculars. Are you only just finding that out now? Everyone has binoculars in their bag. *cough*cough*

" Malak looks like a tramp" she says, as she lifts her fake ass Prada bag onto the table.

My hands quickly go to my tuna salad as I pour it on lexi's head. Her mouth drops as she feels the sloppy salad get poured down her back and let's outs small squeals.

"Test me again. I dare you." I say, as I switch tables and once again pull out my binoculars.

Malak's neck looks juicy from here. Did I mention it looks like steak. Ready made 99p steak from burger king. All I need is some salad and barbecue sauce. Imagine Malak Watson covered in mayo and smothered with burger buns.

Malak heads off to his locker as he wraps his hands around girlfriend number #4279

I swear Malak needs to revaluate his life. This girl looks like an ostrich. Her toes looks like hands as they pop out of her sandals and her hair looks like someone stuffed their toenails in there.

Typical. If Malak had a girl like me we'd have way more fun. We'd have tuna fights daily and I'd paint his toenails with charcoal. Did I mention I have a foot fetish.

Malak heads to his next class as we hear the bell ring. Fortunately for me someone left their locker door open....

I wonder if Malak minds me looking through his locker?

TO BE CONTINUED😭❤️🙌
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