I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.

MALAK THE STALKER Chapter 16

Hi ghost readers!

Yes you....

You know who you are 🌝

Please vote and comment on this chapter cause this is when things get really interesting.

This chapter is officially when Malak turns into some weird ass stalker🙃 Hope you guys like it🌚

40 votes and 75 comments = new chapter 👀👓🐛

By the way, the main character is basically a stalkish version of you.😂😂 Or a creepier twin of you in some people's case. 😂😂 I thought people already knew that but oops. That's why I haven't given her a name or described what she looks like. 🙃💀👓

Sooo yeahhhh proceed🤓

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Malak looks dazed.

He's been staring at an old dusty wall in the cafeteria for nearly an hour. Don't ask me how I know. I was just casually looking at him..
From behind a bin...
Through binoculars...
Slowly licking my lips...
As you do...
While enjoying my nice tuna sandwich.

He seems kind of off lately. This would usually be around the time him and his friends go to the basketball court.

AND GUESS WHAT PEEPS?! I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COURT! In fact, my  window faces the basketball court in a 45 degree angle.

What? It's not like i convinced my mum to move house just soo I could look at Malak
and his friends
running around,
like vulnerable prey
(with their T-shirts off)
and their sweaty pecks on view.
Oh yeah totally not.

And you guys wonder how much of a genius I am. 👥

Malak looks like a broccoli. His hair I mean. Imagine eating his hair. Imagine the crunch sound it would make once you sink your teeth in.

Broccoli tastes nice right?
Hair tastes nice right?

Don't act like you don't eat hair. I bet your nine year old self  was eating a bowl of hair everyday so why you smiling. Even running the ends of your hair through the gaps of your teeth count. Even drowning your tips with saliva count. Let's all turn vegetarian before our hair  starts eating us.
Now say it. Comment "I eat hair" 👀

I certainly know who's hair I'm eating tonight. Maybe I'll buy his hair clipping off eBay and try them with some tuna? Or maybe mayonnaise...  What do you think?

"Hey" I hear a whisper from behind me say.

I quickly stuff my binoculars in my bag thinking to see a teacher but instead I saw the giraffe. Her long blonde hair covered her eyes as her ginormous dry neck sat next to me.

As soon as she removed her hair out of her eyes, the running mascara was visible and so were the dark spots around her eyes.

"What happened to your.."

" I got hit with a pole" she casually said, as she continued with her conversation.
" oh and by the way I was thinking that tonight we could have a sleepover and maybe stalk Malak's Instagram while we innocently break into his house and watch him sleep" she giggled.

You guys think she's joking? Well no. We've done this multiple times and  have never been caught. Once she accidentally liked one of his pictures on his Instagram from 356 weeks ago and she nearly had a heart attack. I mean it. This girl started talking in Chinese and drawing death pictures on the wall with her nails.
And when we broke into his house, we got chased out the garden by Malak's specially trained pit bulls.

We were running around his garden, half naked like headless chickens while his dogs chased us for 3 hours. That was a fun day ;)

But that's my Bestfriend.

Yes! She looks like an insanely gigantic giraffe. Yes! She smells like bacon and vinegar. Yes! She farts in lessons very loudly and doesn't care when everyone looks at her.

There was that one time when she let out a fart that caused the fire alarms to go off. Everyone was annoyed at her because the whole school had to be evacuated. Even Malak Watson was pulling out an annoyed face.

But still. That's my stalkish Bestfriend.

I KNOW WE ARE GOALS RIGHT!! WE EVEN EAT MALAKS TOE NAILS TOGETHER! :)

I quickly dismiss the fact that her eyes were red and say
" again? But I thought this time we could break into his house and raid his kitchen and eat his Halloween sweets while we watch him sleep"

Her smile fades away as she looks past me.

Behind me was Malak.

" Hey! Can I borrow your binoculars" he asks me, sitting his precious butt next to me.

And before I could even open my mouth, he plopped his hand inside my bag and took it. He placed it to his eyes as he looked at passing girls.

" Ooo damn" Malak dribbled. " I would love to cover her in tuna"

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......THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

TO BE CONTINUED😭🙌❤️

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More than 10k views and only 16 chapters! NEARLY ONE THOUSAND VOTES AND NEARLY 2 THOUSAND COMMENTS!! AHQHHAHAJAJANHAHAHAJAJAJAJJAJA IM ACTUALLY DYING 😂😂

I can't wait till this book gets to 100k like my other one😂😂 I'm only just realising how much readers I actually have. Hi reader! 🖐👀

I NEED TO UPDATE MORE!!! Sorry:)

Describe your Bestfriend in one word 🙂

Don't mind me I use emojis a lot and I like to write in CAPITAL LETTERS😂😂 I can't be the only person

What would you guys think of a sequel? I'm thinking of "50 ways to get rid of a stalker", "Malak's little stalker" or "stalkish and proud" out of those three what is the best? Suggestions are needed😊

I might make it request based. I'll ask my followers to comment their name and what they look like and then I'll make a chapter based on them.
Pretty cool right?

What do u think? Yay or nay?

Anywhoo...
How many chapters do you want this book to have cause I'm thinking of ending it soon and concentrating on my other two books?

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(1020 words✌️😊) going to start making chapters longer...