Hiiii.
This chapter is weirder than the others so far so enjoyyyy. 😭❤️ @upgradequeen
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Do boys give birth? They can I swear. If you think about it boys are pregnant. They carry thousands of little babies inside them and all they got to do is transfer them so girls can get pregnant.
I should become a teacher. Like I'm soo smart. Like Einstein smart. That's why Malak should marry me.
He looks like he wants to marry me. From the journey to his house, I've been talking about how he's mentally pregnant. He's had his eyes wide and mouth open the entire time.
He probably enjoys it. Or thinks I'm crazy...
Nahhhhh
He knows I'm way too smart to ever be considered crazy. I'm not crazy am I?
" I always knew boys could be pregnant" giraffe said, kissing her teeth." I knew that before you"
This girl didn't know her abc's until the age of 10. The hell she talking about? I knew boys were pregnant because I'm secretly a scientist. A scientist that secretly stalks Malak from a distance.
" Oh look there's your house Malak" giraffe says.
"How did you know where I live?" He asked.
"Oh umm I guessed" she nervously chuckled.
This girl has broke into his house millions of times in the middle of the night and she forgot? Uhhmm sure hun
" She once followed you home and watched you sleep." I casually say before Malak broke out laughing.
"You two are so funny" he says, getting the keys from his pocket and opening the front door.
If only he knew...
As soon as Malak stepped inside his house he flung his shoes, jacket and socks off and revealed his feet.
I. Yes me have a foot fetish. I like lotioned feet. No scrap that I love lotioned feet. But you wouldn't believe me when I told you how fast me and giraffe's jaw fell.
I am very picky with feet. So if your feet look like the grinch or Donald trumps chin then we are not dating.
I don't care if your flipping Justin Bieber or flipping Chris brown. Your feet have to be creamed. Lotioned. Moisturised. And prepared because I am fully ready to shoot you if your feet aren't to standard.
So as Malak revealed his feet, I had to go outside for a few seconds and return to get rid of the smell.
In front of me, laid feet covered head to toe with hair. Along with it - came the stench of dead rats.
"Boiii your feet"
"Whaat?" Malak said, revealing his puppy eyes.
"Ummm nothing"
" Do you guys want to come up to my room" Malak asked.
" I'm gone" giraffe said, swinging her self out the door.
Leaving me.
By myself.
With Malak
In his house.
"BISHHH WHY U LEAVING ME FOHHHH???"
" Are you coming up?" Malak asked again.
"Ummmm sure?"
TO BE CONTINUED❤️🍉🕑
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SO GUYS ARE BOYS PREGNANT YES OR NO?
Obvs they are😂😂
But anywhoooo
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